It’s our one year anniversary episode where we’re a bit rushed for reasons that will become clear. Norris is back and appears to have been holding on to some correspondence for Mary without her knowledge, which leads Mary to hold all her happiness hopes in the one basket, and we see more of Asha this week that we have all year as her character attempts to become embroiled with a young suitor unfortunately named like a nickname for the show. Meanwhile, Ryan’s inability to adequately explain a simple series of events lands him in hot water with Bethany and Alya, Tim briefly constructs kebabs for a pregnant Gemma at Prima Donner before learning of the results of his heart challenge and then invites way too many people to have a sniff of his pits, and random characters prove a help and then a hindrance as a deceitful Robert bumps into a lost character and attempts to bring her home. Elsewhere, Paula and Sophie are going pony-trekking if ... ya know what I mean, Emma’s plans on a Rovers’ Talent Show may have to include Dev’s impression of David Bowie, and Gav fantasizes about Tim’s Dad handcuffed to a radiator in Phelan’s basement. Again. Thanks to our listeners who’ve been with us from the start, and also those who have jumped on along the way. Here’s to another twelve months of Corrie! Sláinte!