We’re ready for Corrie to get to wherever it’s building towards, but this was not the week where that happened. Instead, Kirk sings a song about Beth’s puppies and then GoLucky’s his backside over the horizon to Pontins for six weeks, Toyah and Imran concoct a cunning plan to catch Nick which also involves Toyah and Leanne being able to break into Rick the Chin’s office, and Steve follows his disastrous week last week with another belter, somehow managing to get himself and the cab firm into more hot water. It’s just lucky that the women in his life have a better idea of how to run things. Elsewhere, Roy continues to behave in a most unRoy fashion, much to the displeasure of Wayne, while Sally jumps on the horsey bandwagon set by Paula and Sophie and ropes Yasmeen, Jenny, and Sinead into a seemingly speculative investment while unashamedly wearing a sleeveless bodywarmer. Meanwhile, Bethany’s latest charity case sees Gary getting a job of some description as a fully-fledged member of the Knicker People, Natalie stops being fun and trots out the same threat over and over again while flirting with David and annoying Shona, the Platt's holiday plans are almost at fruition, and Craig gets a superfluous shave.