Topics covered: bodega cats; the bacteria is my friend; Rachel's perspective; Jeffree Star; wealth; I haven't read Marx.

Topics covered: return of the girlfriend; "you know him from..."; Gary Gulman, Norm Macdonald, and Stewart Lee, one of the most "boy" things about me; David Fincher; gender is fake.

Topics covered: Freyja's meows; feline separation anxiety; Czech cinema; Case For A Rookie Hangman; Gulliver's Travels; all the good satire has been taken; Have I Got News For You.

Topics covered: something-like-sympathy for rogue states; bullies; tough times in school; academic nosedives; Chris Morris; small hands orange man.

Topics covered: transgender Marvel characters; auditioning for the Wachowskis; acting; having bad teeth; cancel culture; thanking you the listener.

I sat down in front of my laptop and spoke into its onboard microphone for ten minutes.

I've spent too long paralysed by the fear of creating content that isn't perfect. It's meant that I've created very, very little content at all. Which I regret. So, in an effort to get past that block, I'm trying something new and basic. And maybe even bad.

Ten minutes, once per day. Seems doable.

Topics covered: congratulating you on the new year; having no friends; existing online; politics.