Me, Mikeself and I

Me, Mikeself and I

By Mike Betancourt: Stand up comedian and podcasterComedy
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Me, Mikeself and I episodes

  • Episode Sesenta Nueve: My Sister and Her Grilling Etiquette

    It's grilling season!

    I love grilling burgers, hot dogs, chicken and my personal favorite, ribs! I love being in the hot sun hanging out and having a beer with my friends.

    But you must know that in order for you to be a grill master, you must take responsibility. Such as: clean your grill, make sure the food is prepped properly and teach others about grilling.

    For those who are a spectator when it comes to grilling, please know that there are certain rules that apply. There is an etiquette that you must understand and respect.

    Unfortunately, my sister has no idea what grilling etiquette is about. Listen to this episode and you'll understand.

    Enjoy

    Mark your calendars for May 17th,18th and 19th, I will be at Laughs Unlimited in Old Sacramento. Email me at [email protected] to get on my guest list!

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    35 min
  • Episode Sesenta Ocho: Scarface Never Cheated On His Wife

    Notre Dame was on fire during Holy Week which made me start to think about what is truly important. The God inside you is what is important, not a God in the sky judging you. Everyone can be a good person and if you have pure in your heart, you will go to heaven.

    I also talk about why curse words are important when you're angry. Saying a curse word truly helps you release that frustration. Which is why you should watch Scarface, the un edited version. Watch Tony Montana release his frustration with his F words. Don't waste your time watching Scarface made of TV. "Freak you main"

    Some people might think Scarface is a horrible human being because he stole money, murdered and lied. But there is one thing that Tony Montana never did.....He never cheated on his wife and that is why he will go to heaven.

    Enjoy this episode

    Mark your calendars for August 24th... Top Dog Comedy Part 3

    Don't forget to email me at [email protected]

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    31 min
  • Episode Sesenta Siete : Another Top Dog Thank You!

    Top Dog Comedy was a huge success!

    This episode is dedicated to everyone that made Top Dog Comedy a sold out event!

    I talk about the comedians who performed that night, Wendy Lewis, Bob Johnston, Nick Larson and

    The Top Dog himself, Chicago Steve Barkley!

    Thank you to Dreaming Dog Brewery and Squeeze Inn Burgers. Yes Squeeze Inn Burgers Food Truck was there. And yes, the burgers were AMAZING!

    Enjoy this episode

    Bow Wow Top Doggers! Bow Wow!

    Mark your calendars for August 24th,

    Top Dog Comedy Part 3!

    Don't forget to email me at [email protected]

    Facebook @MikeBcomedy

    Instagram @MikeBcomedy

    31 min
  • Episode Sesenta Seis: Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day!

    Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day!

    What?

    I said Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day!

    Without a shadow of doubt, March 16th is officially 3:16, aka Stone Cold Steve Austin Day. For those that still don't know what I am talking about, ya need to listen up. Stone Cold Steve Austin isn't just a Dubya Dubya E wrestler, he's an inspiration.

    Just recently I was banned from a winery because a handful of people didn't think I was funny so they complained and made sure I am not allowed back. Even though I crushed it that night and sold a ton of merchandise. Well boo F'N who, son! Am I gonna cry about losing a gig? What? I said " Am I GONNA CRY ABOUT LOSING?"

    Oh hell no!

    I am gonna strap up my boots like Stone Cold, stomp a mud hole and raise some hell.

    Now gimmie a hell yea!

    MARK YOUR CALENDARS, MARCH 30TH

    TOP DOG COMEDY

    GET YOUR TICKETS NOW---->TOP DOG COMEDY

    DON'T FORGET TO EMAIL ME AT [email protected]

    Facebook@MikeBcomedy

    Instagram@MikeBcomedy

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    33 min
  • Episode Sesenta Cinco: My Oregon Trail

    Greetings MMites!

    I am back from Oregon! First off, thank you great people of Coos Bay and Medford Oregon for such an amazing time. I truly enjoyed performing and watching all of you laugh.

    In this episode I talk about my time spent in Oregon, not just this past week but when I started out in comedy. I use to travel to places that no other comedian would want to travel for a few minutes of stage time. But I did it because I love Oregon and that state has made me a stronger comedian because of it.

    Thank you for everything! Enjoy this episode!

    #GoDucks

    MARK YOUR CALENDARS, MARCH 30TH

    TOP DOG COMEDY

    Get your tickets now--->Top Dog Comedy

    Don't forget to email me at [email protected]

    Or follow me here

    Facebook@Mikebcomedy

    Instagram@Mikebcomedy

    MikeBetancourt.com

    35 min
  • Episode Sesenta Cuatro: Happy Day After Valentine's!

    Hoory! It's the Day after Valentine's!

    I can now go to a restaurant and now worry if it's going to be packed or not. I don't have to hear every guy in the restaurant say the exact same thing to their significant other. " I love you" " I love you too" They sound like a robot. Here's something creative for Valentine's Day... Don't celebrate it and love everyone... everyday!

    Don't forget to email me at [email protected]

    Or follow me here

    Facebook@MikeBComedy

    Instagram @MikeBcomedy

    MikeBetancourt.com

    21 min
  • Episode Sesenta Tres: Tom Brady is not Mr. Perfect

    Now that the dust has settled and everyone has said their opinion about the Super Bowl, it's time for you to hear my opinion. Don't worry I am not here to complain but I am here to talk about us, human beings, as a whole. If we are passionate about football we should be passionate about feeding the homeless.

    Enjoy!

    Don't forget to email me at [email protected]

    or follow me here

    FACEBOOK @MIKEBCOMEDY

    Instagram @MikeBComedy

    MikeBetancourt.com

    34 min
  • Episode Sesenta Dos: Death On Wheels

    Greetings MMites!

    In this episode I talk about taking my daughter out on a date to a roller skating rink. First off, I am not here to slander or bash the establishment. They are wonderful people and they were doing their job. I am bashing on the terrible parents who had their heads buried in there phones which caused their kids to run wild.

    You can't run wild at a skating rink! It's dangerous.....For me!

    I also added a brand new MikeMercial called

    El Expresso,

    Written and performed by Tom Bickle and Mike Betancourt

    Cumbia No Frills Faster by Kevin MacLeod- Licensed under Creative Common Attribution .

    https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Don't forget to email me at [email protected]

    36 min
  • Episode Sesenta Uno: Tony Soprano meets Alex Elkin

    That's right, Tony Soprano is back from the dead!

    We are very lucky to have him as our guest host for this weeks episode. His co host, Big Puss, and him have a fun time talking and waiting for Comedian Alex Elkin.

    Tony Soprano interviews Alex Elkin and they talk about his new up coming album, which will be available on iTunes very soon.

    You're gonna love this episode because Tony says so.

    To know more about Alex Elkin check out his website-www.alexelkin.com

    Don't forget to email me at [email protected]

    #TonySoprano #AlexElkin #Mafia #Podcast #Googleplay #Libsyn #TheWall #Shutdown

    37 min
  • Episode Sesenta. Happy New Year!

    Happy 2019 MMites!

    In this episode I talk about how I spent the holidays with my family, New Years resolution and I have a brand new segment to my podcast called " Bickle and Mike in the Morning!" Comedian Tom Bickle is hilarious in this segment!

    I wish all of you nothing but success in 2019.

    Don't forget to email me at [email protected]

    39 min

About Me, Mikeself and I

From the publisher's feed

Hear the amusing ramblings of a stand up comedian, Mike Betancourt, and his many voices including his personal favorites; Nick Nolte( 48 hours with Eddie Murphy) Beetlejuice( Beetlejuice) Ray Romano (We discuss drug habits and how he got started, allegedly)