Me, Mikeself and I

Me, Mikeself and I

By Mike Betancourt: Stand up comedian and podcasterComedy
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Me, Mikeself and I episodes

  • Episode Nueve: Welcome to the DDC

    What makes us who we are today is from our parents. Good or bad it made you who you are and you have the choice to take your gifts and share it with the world or keep it for yourself. In this episode I talk about the World Series being a wonderful distraction from a horrible election. If the Indians win they join the Cavs as champions which means the Cleveland Browns need to step up their game and become vicious and start ripping peoples face off. 

    I also talk about the wonderful Podcast of the day, and a secret underground club called the "Dead Dads Club". If you lost your father, I'm sorry, but you are now apart of that a lot of people have in common with. You are not alone.

     

    Topics Include: Cubs, Indians, World Series, Baseball, Caveliers, Brett Favre, Trump, Mexicans, Wall, Hillary, Politics, Dead Dads Club, Depression, Having Fun, Life, Podcast, Sacramento, Stand-Up, Comedy, Kevin Meaney

    31 min
  • Episode Ocho: Shut Up and Eat Your Dinner

    Creepy Clowns, Racism, World War 3, Greed... all comes from one thing: Bad Parenting. If everyone had good parents or at least a good role model our world wouldn't be where it is right now. All this can change if parents sat down with their kids and spent some quality time with them, such as a family dinner. Sit down and eat with your kids, that isn't very hard to do... baby steps to save humanity.

     

    Topics Include: Ric Flair, Halle Berry, Bill Burr, Monday Morning Podcast, Comedy, Clowns, Creepy, WW3, World War 3, Discipline, Responsibility, parenting, entitlement, stand-up, Sacramento, Facebook, Macho Man, Mike Betancourt, podcast of the day, WWE, wrestling 

    31 min
  • Episode Siete: Political Atheist

    Life is so much better being a political atheist. I'm not taking sides, I'm not yelling, and I don't care. I do care about our future and if our votes actually mattered (Super delegates sabotaging votes) Then I would vote for Jill Stein because she has great views that actually make sense, but no one is listening and Hillary Trump and Donald Clinton regime has taken over.

    I don't believe anything my government says anymore and I'm okay with that because there is more to life than politics, such as PPAP. This weeks POD I tell you about a podcast that I challenge you to get through even a minute of. I couldn't even get through 30 seconds. I talk about the importance of family and life being more important than the value of the dollar. I also talk about how TV can change the way you think.

    Google This: US6506148 B2

    More About Jill Stein: www.Jill2016.com

    Topics this week include: PPAP, Jill Stein, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, I'm with Her, Family, No Bullshit, Government, Political Atheist, Podcast, International Podcast Day, Brainwashing, Television, Tragedy, Comedy, Sacramento, Stand Up, Mike Betancourt 

    30 min
  • Episode Seis: They Exist

    Hello MMites, I hope you like your new nickname, because I'm not changing it. This week I talk about the POD podcast of the week, the movie that I was in which premiered last week called MamaBoy, my experience working with one of the stars of the movie, Mr. Gary Busey. After working with him he became my idol. 

    I also talk about 9-11, the 22 push-up challenge, and how we need to address Veteran suicide in this country. Don't worry its a great podcast, it's not too preachy and I guarantee at least one laugh.

     

    Topic's Include: Neil deGrasse Tyson, Star Talk, Podcast, Gary Busey, Mamaboy, Mickey Rourke, They Live, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Veterans, Comedy, Stand-Up, Volcano, 22 Push-up challenge, 9-11, George Bush, Aliens, Navy, War on Drugs, Suicide

    30 min
  • Episode Cinco: That's Mr. Romano to you

    This week we celebrate episode cinco with a special guest interview with Ray Romano.. excuse me... Mr. Romano. I also talk a little bit about The Mikes stand up comedy show, introduce a new segment called P.O.D., and I invite you to all personally roast me and my podcast via e-mail.

     

    Send me your roasts here: [email protected]

    31 min
  • Episode Cuatro: She's a Lady

    Women have evolved from working in the kitchen to being an equal in the work force. It's a beautiful time to see how far women have come but at the same time there are a lot of women who are still giving womanhood a bad name. In this episode Mike and Sassy Ryu discuss the women they have dated and how horrible they were. 

    30 min
  • Episode Tres: Tortellini with Bacon

    In this episode we talk about a brand new movement that we want everyone to be apart of and the movement is called H2hOmless all you need to do is take time out of your day to hydrate and help the homeless. If you are unable to walk around and hydrate the homeless, please donate to the H2hOmeless paypal account: [email protected] 

     

    We also talk about how much of a dick Lou Ferrigno can be and how he can change his ways. Also I introduce my new mascot Sassy Ryu and sign off.

     

     

    30 min
  • Episode Dos: The Gentleman's Club

    There is an epidemic going on in today's society, and the problem starts with not being a gentleman. Follow these basic rules and you will be a part of the gentleman's club and save humanity.

    29 min
  • Episode Uno: Who am I?

    This is the first episode of the Me, Mikeself & I Podcast, a simple introduction of who I am and my personality. I have been performing stand-up comedy for the past 11 years. What I've learned from stand-up is to always speak the truth. That's what this podcast is all about.

    Topics this week include: Baseball, Crossfit, Bernie Sanders, Man Caves and much more. 

    30 min

About Me, Mikeself and I

From the publisher's feed

Hear the amusing ramblings of a stand up comedian, Mike Betancourt, and his many voices including his personal favorites; Nick Nolte( 48 hours with Eddie Murphy) Beetlejuice( Beetlejuice) Ray Romano (We discuss drug habits and how he got started, allegedly)