Me, Myself & Irene: A Multifaceted Perception of a Sweet & Salty Reality

This week I’m talking about Phish & that’s not the kind that you’ll be sleeping with if you cross Tony Soprano or the Swedish kind. Phish, four guys out of Vermont who joined vocals & instruments decades ago. They are known for their community of fans, their massive collection of songs & their jam sessions that will make you shake like jelly. Find out why Phish is even the name of their band & why you should never miss a Sunday Night Show. Namaste Bitches!

This year has been one of growth, not physically, well maybe, horizontally. I accepted that I have commitment issues, even with my thoughts. But I’m a loyal person, the only thing I cheat on is a diet. It’s more about being lazy-most people look forward to vacation or pay day, I look forward to doing absolutely nothing. There’s also, going to the movies alone, repelling normalcy & my latest Experience with a toll booth. Namaste Bitches!

What is the perfect body type? From child bearing hips to heroin sheek, the female body has filled out, flattened out & fattened up over the centuries. So where are headed next? Destination: Perfection.

This week on Me, Myself & Irene, I talk about why I’m worried about Sex Dolls, why we need Robot Taxi Drivers & the lengths a three year went to keep her birthday cake all to herself.

This week I’m talking about why Earth is called “Mother Earth,” the 17 year old who pushed a bear & Cancel Culture.

You’re never too old to follow ur dreams & do what you love. I’m also talking about my dream of being on stage & how good bombing feels. Are you following your dreams?

This week on Me, Myself & Irene I’m talking about miseducation learning, UFO sightings & Intergalactic War.

Someone recently commented on the amount of “Jersey” I was and I couldn’t have been more proud. I’m also talking about tipping gas attendants, diners & fake eyelashes.

Bill & Melinda Gates have called it quits, the U.S. Birthrate is down 4% since 2020 & the latest experiments from NASA show that we would NOT be able to stop an Asteroid from striking Earth. And while we are on the topic of getting f*cked, watch out Northeast USA, The Cicadas are Coming! Literally! Hide your trees, hide your dogs, Cicada season is here, y’all!

Come explore the unexplored with Me, Myself & Irene and travel to the Red Planet (and I don’t mean the Period Planet) thanks to the visionaries & creators of the Perseverance Rover & through the eyes of Ingenuity.