Thanks for your patience!

Last episode before Vancouver

Recorded this while doing a Tiktok live. Let me know if you liked it!

Sorry it's late. I had to hang out with some fitness models*

*literally just making TikToks all day

Seriously, if anyone needs gay, I will deliver. There is a void inside me that can only be filled with rainbows. 

This is my way of telling you I'm returning to the west end of Vancouver. Let's go baby, I can't wait for yam tempura rolls.

I need to be put in a medical coma until this shit is over.

Coronavirus continues to make life surreal, Daisy Ridley isn't on TikTok, and the general public is ready for Xanax.

Turn the porn off. Yes that means you. You're never gonna reach the end of Pornhub, take a podcast break.

Light up a cigar, throw on your sweatpants, and eat both pop tarts at once. We're two weeks into quarantine, so who cares anymore?

The first episode to be released on time! Trudeau probably has the virus, Trump is still funny, and we're about to be better acquainted with the army!