It’s Day 12 and we are going off like a booze-filled plane full of rowdy Aussies!

We take a look at the Minnow Medals to reveal a new leader at the top of the tally, keep an eye on Huge Fab, suggest new sports for BrisVegas 2032 and talk about the world’s most famous button.

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It’s Day 11 and we are feeling like Aussie Swimmers after an Olympic Village bender.

But we are backing up and bringing the goods with force, like driving rain at the hurdles. We have a peek at the Minnow Medals before giving you a sampling platter of our interview with Tongan olympian/soon to be coconut oil baron Pita Taufatofua.

We also have a bumper Apocalympics Now segment just filled to the brim with defected goods, pencil dives and the classic media swtivcheroo.

Listen now if you’re having an off day because you’re only allowed one apparently.

In a huge show of trans-Tasman underdog friendship, the People’s Republic of Riggustan and Tonga have extended the taekwondo kick of friendship and come together to provide an interview for the ages.

Pita Taufatofua, the oiled-up viral sensation that is the leading cause of your Mum going into the laundry for long periods of time, got on the phone with us to talk oil, Brisbane 2032, and play the world’s first edition of Martial Art or Porn Genre.

It’s an absolute ripsnorter of an interview that Pita described as better than the one he did with Snoop Dogg and Kevin Hart, so suck on your pedestrian interview skills and heaps of money fellas!

Grease yourselves up and listen now!

We’re into double digits on Day 10 of these Tokyo 2020+1 Apocalympics and to celebrate, we’ve filled this to the brim with a fat amorphous mass that you deserve!

In just 40 mins, we manage to ram in a reference to our exciting upcoming interview with feature athlete Pita Taufatofua, throw Qatar in the bin, check out the Minnow Medal Tally, Aussies getting on the piss, before ending on the alpha and omega of all sporting junk - Shirvo’s hammer.

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It’s Day 9 of these 2020+1 Apocalympics and we have now seen ANOTHER minnow break their medal drought, with known slave-drivers Qatar winning gold in the weightlifting. We talk about their achievements and blatant human rights violations, as well as Rohan Browning’s junk, the minnow medals and Novak Djokovic being the actual worst.

Throw this into your ears like Joker throws racquets into the stands!

Day 8 of the Apocalympics is upon us and we are barely holding it together. The constant state of excitement about tiny countries has sent our nervous systems into overdrive.

To keep the high going, we cover the veritable flood of minnows in the athletics, have a look at the minnow medals, check in with our boy Huge Fab and witness the start of the Twitter Cold War.

Have a listen to hear us ooze verbal sweat!

Day 7 and we are officially some of the way through the Tokyo 2020+1 Apocalympics.

And WHAT A DAY - San Marino comes from the clouds to claim their first ever medal! We celebrate by hitting you with the most random facts about that country that we could find, and finishing the episode with Flo Rida's cash grab of an appearance on their behalf at Eurovision 2021. As always, we take a look at the Minnow Medal Tally and also write the audio obituary of the badminton artist/former feature athlete LZJ.

It’s all party in the back, as we sink the boot into American fans, explore that good old fashioned blatant racism, and how the Japanese are incapable of creating a functional item without it also being super cutesy.

Inject it into your veins!

Welcome to Day 6 of these Tokyo 2020+1 Apocalympics.

Headlining today’s cast is a dominant victory by LZJ in the Badminton and literally the only use for the 160,000 dongbags in the Olympic Village.

We also have a massive go at some Boomers (the generation, not the basketball team) who don’t want to know about rimjobs, go over death threats made to Chinese athletes and bring to you our new all-male strip club, The Meat Raffle.

Pour yourself a tequila and milk and get listening!

In honour of Turkmenistan’s first ever medal at the Olympics, we are up and about on the best horse drugs money can buy!

We take a look at the ever-changing Minnow Medal tally, catch up on Pita Taufatofua’s exciting Gallium medal and prepare for a Skynet-style uprising of sentient swimming touchpads.

Catch up on all the best from Day 5 of the Tokyo 2020+1 Apocalympics now.

It’s Day 4 of the Tokyo 2020+1 Apocalympics and what a mammoth day for minnows!

Thanks to the historic performances or Flora Duffy and Hidilyn Diaz, Bermuda and the Philippines have broken the golden duck with their respective first-place finishes in the triathlon and weightlifting. We couldn’t be more jacked and dismissive that they won!

We also take a look at the minnow medal tally, deconstruct Pita Taufatofua’s Tokyo debut and Rig goes on an absolute tear and invites the wrath of butthurt Americans online.

You won’t want to miss the action so lift those headphones and get amongst!