Zombie squirrels, skydiver's body found in field and pardon my boner + this day in history w/Elizardbeast at the UN and our song of the day by Francis' Scream on your #MorningMonarchy for July 9, 2026.

Sad dog Jonah, Gavin's a fungi and David's banning hunting + this day in history w/Deepwater coverup goes Orwellian and our song of the day by Bobby B. Baker on your #MorningMonarchy for July 8, 2026.

Grand theft crypto, no CD in physical box and pay of bigs + this day in history w/UK phone hacking and our song of the day by Jody Bigfoot on your #MorningMonarchy for July 7, 2026.

America's 250est birthday, the college drop-in and Beijing's skyscraper plane crash mystery + this day in history w/behavior detection officers graduate and our song of the day by The Proclaimers on your #MorningMonarchy for July 6, 2026.

Awful turns, the hit men and let me up I've had enough + this day in history w/billions for swine flu and our song of the day by Johnny Marr on your #MorningMonarchy for June 26, 2026.

News avoidance is on the rise; Hollywood has-beens produce propaganda slop as masses yawn; and it’s time for an update hoedown.

News avoidance is on the rise; Hollywood has-beens produce propaganda slop as masses yawn; and it’s time for an update hoedown.

Don't worry she's dead, PAiD in full and gay dad + this day in history w/I hope I don't die and our song of the day by Funkadelic on your #MorningMonarchy for June 25, 2026.

SNAP decisions, country roads and frugal habits + this day in history w/SCOTUS ❤'s GMOs and our song of the day by Luke Nickle on your #MorningMonarchy for June 24, 2026.

Streaming frauds, it's in the game and no UFO records + this day in history w/financial canaries and our song of the day by Norman Sann on your #MorningMonarchy for June 23, 2026.