Media Monarchy

Absolute cowards, bad husbands and dirty thirties + this day in history w/Squeaky sprung and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for August 7, 2026.

The Ceuta psyop backfires spectacularly; USrael scalps the ICC’s chief prosecutor; and activist arrested for wiping phone at border.

The Ceuta psyop backfires spectacularly; USrael scalps the ICC’s chief prosecutor; and activist arrested for wiping phone at border.

Skinny petals, real occult demonic vibes and two kids with second cousins + this day in history w/Mayberry Obamacare and our song of the day by David Keenan on your #MorningMonarchy for August 6, 2026.

Supermassive monster, forest fire lemonade and friable plasma layer + this day in history w/food bank robbery and our song of the day by Luke Nickle on your #MorningMonarchy for August 5, 2026.

Grid collapses, prediction markets and rocket customers + this day in history w/Truther Talk and our song of the day by The Nation Of Iran on your #MorningMonarchy for August 4, 2026.

Dinger quotas, canceled strikes and nothing crueller + this day in history w/90 days at most and our song of the day by Sheri Moon Zombie on your #MorningMonarchy for August 3, 2026.

Nightcall, destroy everything you touch and runnin' down a dream + this day in history w/chemtrails over the History Channel and our song of the day by Patrick Fitzgerald on your #MorningMonarchy for July 31, 2026.

Complex hours, sick of it all and dark secrets + this day in history w/dozens busted for cheese pizza at Pentagram and our song of the day by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies on your #MorningMonarchy for July 30, 2026.

Kratom lobby, America's best stadium food and a taste of home + this day in history w/Afghan war diaries and our song of the day by Bruce Kluger's MAGA Country on your #MorningMonarchy for July 29, 2026.