Somewhere out there, there has to be something better than man... but you won't find a better discussion on 1968's Planet of The Apes than THIS! (Well, we didn't really look. We're just assuming.) This has been known for decades as a sci-fi classic, and we're eager to get down to monkey business (GET IT?) and give it a rewatch!

Did this "Scary Perry" guy really get cast in a huge blockbuster movie? We're still not sure what's real and what isn't, but we know we had a hell of a time with this cult classic TV movie "Windy City Heat" from 2003. Had you seen it or even heard of it? This has always had a spot on our shelf (since we could actually find a copy of the DVD), and we talk a little bit about what we love about it.

It's up to Rocco and Shawn to don the trenchcoats and solve some mysteries! See what we had to say about our first Bogart flick. This is part one of two fedora-laden Movie Club episodes this weekend- stay tuned for Windy City Heat!

If you like martial arts, AND Donnie Yen, AND choreographed trash pickup sequences, AND father issues... you may want to watch this new Movie Club! Derrick shows us Iron Monkey, which he's seen- and we hear plenty from the guys who haven't!

This episode of Movie Club may not last as long as Tom Hanks' first piss in the women's locker room, but it's just as entertaining!* (*Almost) We watched A League Of Their Own from 1992 - which of us saw it then and barely remember? And which of us never saw it at all? And... wait for it... is it a HOME RUN or a FOUL BALL? GET IT???

You may be shocked as you scroll by this new Movie Club episode. You may think to yourself- "Wow, that thumbnail image... I've NEVER seen that image before." Yes, a common reaction to seeing anything for the very first time (ever). But look past the image and see it for what it really is- a new, reflective, introspective episode of Movie Club where we watch The Whale and peel back what we think is really going on with its characters.

Hey, have you guys played Metal Gear? Cool, then you've pretty much already seen ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, where every video game idea was lifted from. But is there more to it than that? Watch as we dive into another John Carpenter movie we hadn't seen yet and see what it's all about!

Kill the soundtrack and remove all men from the premises (at least, their physical presence). It's time to PAINT. Let's sketch up a Portrait of a Lady On Fire and see what everyone thought of it.

What is this movie? The next film by acclaimed director Damien Chazelle? A gigantic box office bomb? An undiscovered epic? A three hour slog? Does ANYONE know? We don't know anyone that saw Babylon, so we're gonna dive in ourselves in a VERY divided episode! Unlike the movies within the movie, we're not staying silent on this one.

"ALRIGHTY THEN!" - Guess the movie :) So yeah, we've all heard the quotes and impressions (at least we did on the playground decades ago), but how much do we care about Ace Ventura now? We all watched it again (some of us for the first time) to see if there's something still there in the ol' birdcage or doghouse or whatever.