The super nice time Pope has a new shitty car, the space craft Voyager has gotten beyond our solar system and the definitive discussion about which is weirder: New York or Los Angeles

Brent receives bad news from the usually trustworthy gypsy community, the blob fish continues his reign as the ugliest animal on the planet, and no one knows what to do about Syria.

We learn something important about Lars and the title says it all this week.  

A sad day for creationsist schooling, where is Lamar Odom and a new Town of the Week

It is sweltering in LA and NY as the gang confronts the radiation crises in Japan, the Cyrus crises at the VMA's, and the loss of broadcasting legend Kris Kardashian.

Facebook discontinues its terrible suggestions for birthday gifts, an outbreak of measles in Texas AND Eliana writes a letter to the president.

Everyone unwinds when a cool glass of Midori while North Colorado goes rogue and the internet responds to Batman Ben the only way it knows how.

We wonder why it's only men who can love objects, talk about a Jeffrey Dahmer movie we didn't care for and pretend we know about the Hyper Loop.

Eliana almost gets in a bar fight in Williamsburg which reinforces Brent and Lar's determination to never go outdoors. A new Town of the Week and a discussion of the villain powers RNC Chairman Reince Priebus probably has when he battles Captain Planet.

Eliana relates a story about getting eye humped in New York and we visit the Happiest(?) Place on Earth.  All rights reserved.