Noah makes an announcement about a future move, Andie Bolt is back to enlighten us about the world of online dating and Lars tries to help someone vote.

We're joined Andie Bolt from the world of the Nerdist and many future episodes of Days of Our Lives.  Lars quizzes her with a game of Soap or Nope, and America proves once again why it is the mean girl in the lunchroom.

Eliana has yet another eventful standup gig, the Titanic is back, we all guess the bisexual and they're pickin' a new pope.

Salted Gub Gub. The treat the kids will love at a price the parents will forget from diabetes induced dementia. Fresh from the extruder and full of taste, satisfaction, and salt. Learn all about it here while we also explore where pornography actors eat lunch, Eliana's new Sasha Fierce, and the sequester.

There's trouble in the fish markets of America and we get to the bottom of it.  The Higgs-Boson might end us all at any minute.  And Lars is back with another edition of Fast Forgotten Foods.

Today's show has a special guest comedian, Alison Flierl @2degreesofalie. We discuss our past jobs as extras in bear suits, dog walking, and our dreams of playing villains in the next "Die Hard." Alison joins us for a another edition of 'Soap or Nope' and Brent invents a new game by accident (it involves him not knowing movies). We also discuss weddings and being naked. 

Brent is traumatized by ringtones and tries to find someone else to traumatize, a new flower in North Korea and Patrick Baker brings us a piece from the upcoming issue of the Devastator.  

Russia has all of the fun when a giant comet explodes in the north, Lars' love explodes all over Valentines Day with a hand made cat card, and Patrick Baker joins us for a brand new version of Dead Virgins I'd Like to Fuck. Noah and Patrick go to Hooters, Brent goes to Jumbos, and the Pope goes home. Also,  play along with Noah's new game "Pope or Nope." Won't you let me take you on a Poo Cruise?

Noah watches the Superbowl with a Russian chess-master, Brent prepares to lose at Valentines Day- the competition where no one wins, we play a new game where we guess the title of Cathy books, and another episode of Eliana Does Stand-Up in a Place You Wouldn't Expect There to be Stand-Up. Lars introduces us to a new segment - Lars' Fast Forgotten Food. Finally we're reminded that we could all still go back to law school, except for Eliana who can be a nurse. #monotheismisboring

Noah and Eliana have issues with their wedding planner...and their rehearsal dinner.  Eliana has her identity stolen.  And a new game of 80's Movie or Nay Ye Screwy.