Lars seeks out a new business partner. Hulk Hogan seeks out a new personal partner.  The presidential debate.  And what of the gay eagle scouts?

Driverless cars are legal in California.  Republican ladies look the part.  Looper.  And fat kids don't like their lunch

Brent has to deal with a pug when he finds out he is not allowed to put it down, Eliana plays to Sports Bar at a bowling alley, the ref strike is over thanks to a crazy new business practice called compromise, cross-fit for kids, a pork shortage, and Carmageddon is a dud, again!

Mitt Romney's woes continue.  Brent tries to steal a dog.  Jesus has a wife?  And what we've all been waiting for, a Dina Lohan update

Chaos Reigns!! Eliana saw Willem Dafoe's penis, the Space Shuttle circled LA, a KFC burns patriotically in the Middle East, and LMFAO breaks up.

Noah and E go to a wedding and meet some New England jerks, NASA hates on trees, there are two ants in the bathroom, and Bill Nye fights creationists.

Eliana receives a bizarre letter, Lars is bizarrely optimistic about the Jets and Abby and Brittany are just bizzarre. 

A discussion on synonyms for breasts, Eliana scandalizes a Fazolis with her magic pants, Noah enters the the nascent clown economy, and terrible American congressmen.

We do our best to answer a listener question, talk about Prince Harry's Nudit-e and Tropical Storm Isaac.  

A discussion on the merits of Blondies vs Brownies, Somalie Pirate Action Groups vs the The Christian Children's Fund, President Obama vs bumper cars, and the fattest state in America vs Noah.