Noah and Eliana finally find someone to do their kitchen, Sean Penn's meeting with the world's most notorious drug lord and Brent's terrible adventure in cats.

Noah's new lawyer Ratty Sharkmen takes his stand-up on the road, a Miami sorority jumps into various bodies of water, North Korea makes a noise, and the creation of perhaps the perfect Megaboom Bit..

The gang finds out how to buy some of that good Canadian air, relives trips to the best country in the world and decides they should all start living alone. 

For a brief palate cleanser going this week The gang went into the archives and found a...special Christmas episode. We meet Brent's ex-girlfriend from college and listen to Lars spout conspiracy theories about holiday music.

Apiarist larceny in the land of the Kiwis, Pharma Bro gets arrested, and Noah is all alone.

Patrick Baker joins us again to discuss how emo would make a better genre of musical for Alexander Hamilton, wax rhapsodic about the Waffle House and try to figure what exactly is sexy. 

We spend a lot of time talking about presidents with special guest Patrick Baker and his new book "The Presidential Dickerbook."

Find out more here: http://devastatorpress.com/dickerbook/ 

It's the most Democratic Socialist time of the year.

Sly Stallone has a new film co-starring his neck, the war on Christmas Cups, and something nice.