Lars has a song in his heart today and soon it will be in yours, like a musical heartworm. Eliana drinks too much, Lars looks afraid, and Farm Dust Bill has a hoe down. Also, Merkel attempts to succeed where Bismark and Hitler failed. Good get 'em Iron Chancellor!

Noah gets a shave, Lars eats a horse, Eliana is bored of Napster and Brent is also there.  TGIM.  

Join us for an exclusive interview with Rep. Barney Frank. Also in this episode- Boy Cascada is great right guys? Sandstorm anyone? Baby you're all that I want. How about that movie "Dragnet" where those two brothers in black suits and sunglasses have to get the band back together but keep getting attacked by aliens and caddies? You know "Dragnet." Eliana explains why girls like Vespas and Suadi Arabia explains why women can't drive (guess what? the reason is asinine). Also, we discuss Occupy L.A, the new car game Ghost vs. Gold, and the new LL Bean catalogue.

Eliana has a new job- she is either a car show girl or a mermaid, only Lars can decide. Pakistan censors texts and a drunk man is afraid of the police, but calls them repeatedly. Putin wins a peace prize for going to war and Eliana sees a dog. Also a robotic bear pillow.

Congress is less popular than Castro, Pizza is a vegetable, and Eliana is a beard. PETA protests dead Tanukis and Eliana refuses a dead squirrel's cash.

Brent tries internet dating but settles for a Thunderbolt port. Looking for a bomb shelter home away from home? We have the reviews you need to make an informed decision. Lars writes a letter to a spider in cabinate, Greece accepts the bail out, the infidelity balloon, and Robin Leach hunts for aliens.

Friend of the show Patrick Baker is in the studio to celebrate the release of the new issue of The Devastator Quarterly and a look inside Mortal Kombat's legal affairs team. Brent grabs a dead crow out of grease trap and Herman Cain grabs something inappropriate (maybe). Kris and Kim Kardashian break-up and Lars steps on a gross pumpkin.

Noah's sad fortune cookies, Chinese communist TV, American communist pot smokers and Scottish boy scouts.*  It's the post spook-tacular spook-tacular.

* - level of communisim not yet determined.

Brent is back, turns out he's dead; Moyo sleeps with a prostitute, turns out it's a donkey; and we do a spooky Mad-Libs. Plus a scary Big News Story- Germany!  Also, clowns and home-made guillotines. Happy Halloween everyone!

Here's what happened guys: some sort of massive technical difficulty caused us to lose most of this episode's recording.  No one knows exactly what happened.  Let's say it was a power surge.  That sounds official.  So please accept deepest apologies from the Megaboom!! cast as well as our 6th generation iMac and enjoy our soothing voices as we discuss the rapture that wasn't.  All in 180 seconds or less.