And like that, Rhoda's story line is done.  In the weakest send off we can imagine, Rhonda is now off of Melrose Place, but she'll forever be on our minds.  This is a mini-episode to wrap up her story arc better than the writers did ... and by that we mean we'll try even a little bit.

As Mary says this week, "how exclusive!"  This week, we take a pause from watching new episodes and consider season one of Melrose Place as a stand alone piece of art/trash.  This means one thing: we get to talk a lot more about Sandy than we have in months.

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Alison is being harassed by her boyfriend, Jane confronts Kimberly, Billy gets jacked, and Amanda gets a new job, a new apartment, and a new life.

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Amanda Woodward is pregnant and Billy is the father and Alison is not in the mood to be a step mom.  Jane and Michael commit to marriage counseling, it's just a bummer that Michael has to drive so far twice a week.  And here on Melrose Place, we see the first televised incident of someone getting "Karened" - but it's not what you think.

Join us as we discuss the penultimate episode of season one of Melrose Place.

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Seize The Day!  Indeed we did, with an expert guest who is just eleven years old.  

Billy and Alison finally get together, Jane finds Michael naked at Kimberly's place, and Jo is shooting photos on a beach bed.

Seize The Day!

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For no reason, the FBI raids Melrose Place in a dream Jake has that is not at all connected to any other storyline.

And Amanda is just beginning to find her way.

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This is the one where Michael finally cheats on Jane and her character finally gets interesting.  (By that, of course, we mean Kimberly.  Jane is still quite boring.)

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Please join us for a very special episode about HIV and AIDS - and a special sponsor that is sure to get us both cancelled.

Yes, the main plot is that Billy's dad died, but really, I think we can all agree that the real meat of the story is with Kimberly and Michael.  It's a big, beautiful piece of meat that you might want to just stick in a broiler and eat with some nice red wine.

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This. Day. Has. Finally. Arrived.

The crossover episode with Nan and Christopher, the hosts of Melrose Sheltering In Place join us to discuss the episode where a wheely office chair is driven to the airport for a Classabanca reference.

Also, in a surprise to no one, Jake is not a feminist.

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