Well this was a wild ride. We are joined by our expert millenial guest, Gail, who voted well this week.

Things we discussed: are we still doing shock therapy? Is karma a bitch, or is that just Monday's? How much did we all enjoy Jake putting Billy in his place? Does it matter that Alison and Jake are going to hook up? How do we address Jane's story line? Is Dr. O'Malley interesting or generic?

All this and more, as we wind down season four!

Whatever happened to Carrie from Models, Inc.? The last we saw her, she was somewhere in Central America, trapped in "hell, baby. Hooker hell."

Well, Hillary Michaels gets a note from Carrie, which sends her off on a mission to rescue her last, missing model.

And now the stage is set for the mad dash to the season finale.

What do you do with a problem like Bobby? Kill him off.

What do you do with a problem like Alycia? Kill her off.

What do you do with a problem like Jo? Send her off.

Peter and Amanda are now goofy in love? And everything Peter ever did, apparently even attempting to murder Amanda, was because, ::sheepishly:: helovesher.

Billy is now back to nice Billy but no one cares.

Jane told Alison a secret about the sexual assault, so of course Jake found out in minutes. He is going to kill Richard, which Jane supports.

Don't get me started on Dr. O'Malley, who offered Matt a teaching job if only he tricked Jo into dating him - who agreed to date him if only she could trick him into confronting Lori at a park. How is Jo not being prosecuted for stalking?

Have you ever wondered how an HR professional might have impacted the characters and storylines of Melrose Place?

Clearly, the writers never did.

We are very excited to bring you the first of a monthly series - where we bring a decorated and internationally recognized expert in all things human resources, and we tell him what has been happening at D&D, the magazine, Shooters, and more.

Clearly based on True Lies, this episode of Melrose Place appears to be the beginning of a two-episode etch-a-sketch getting ready for the season four finale.

The beauty queen drama has come to LA, with Peter taking the blame for Michael's shenanigans.

Kimberly is losing her grip on reality, conveniently right up against a season finale. Michael appears to be oblivious to the murder attempts from Betsy.

The most offensive scene of the entire series happens, with an on screen sexual assault that went on uncomfortably long.

Here we go, folks.

Let the record show, the idea of a last minute candidate switch out in the heat of a Presidential candidate was written BEFORE Joe Biden's debate meltdown.

In this one, we follow the tale of Amanda Woodward, Vice Presidential nominee for, let's be real, the Republican Party.

Kimberly and Matt end their fables and foibles with one last adventure ... going way down under the rest of the planet, where no one wants to go - in the great nation of Ah-straw-leeah.

That's right, we are closing the loop on Chris Marchette, and all of the returning characters from Matt and Kimberly's spin off.

Matt and Kimberly continue their adventures, although robot seems to have forgotten that this was to be a sitcom.

Either way, we manage to catch up with Kay Beacon, who makes a stunning reappearance in the Melrose Place universe after last being spotted criticizing Jane for the rent on a storefront.

It's the spin off Mary has claimed she's been wanting for years: an all out Kimberly / Matt sitcom. But, it's still Melrose Place, so it's filled with dramatics, crime fighting, sex, and sarcasm.

In this remix, Brittany is back, and somehow, connected to Jack Parezi. We think we might have hit the limits of the robot's natural processing abilities, as tensions and intrigues rotate between heightening, quickening, and calming.

It's the spin off Mary has claimed she's been wanting for years: an all out Kimberly / Matt sitcom. But, it's still Melrose Place, so it's filled with dramatics, crime fighting, sex, and sarcasm.

In this remix, Jack Parezi comes into the universe, not to get Amanda back, but to get back at Kimberly and Matt. Will evil triumph over more evil?