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"Honoring military personnel who have died in service. Ready for a respectful chuckle? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to honor the answer. Ready to remember with reverence?

1st Joke: Why did the flag go to school?

2nd Joke: Why did the baseball team get a new uniform on Memorial Day?

3rd Joke: How do you know the ocean is friendly on Memorial Day?

4th Joke: What do you call a dog who loves to celebrate Memorial Day?

5th Joke: Why did the teddy bear bring a tiny flag to the picnic?

Today's Riddle: Not a person, but I bring memories to mind, honoring those who've left us behind. What am I?

Thanks for joining our day of remembrance and laughter. Share the respect and join us tomorrow for a delicious dive into Hamburger Day!

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