Join Bailey and Baillee as they talk about another Richard Williams animated film! The Slow Moving Time Machine behaves itself (for the most part) as the memory static gang discusses Saggy Kneed Camels, Greedy monsters, and stiffened mustaches. 

Moisés has been stuck in the Slow Moving Time Machine for 3 weeks!! Can Bailey appease the Time Machine with a screening of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Will the Time Machine release Moisés intact and with no cartoons in his brain? Tune in to find out!

The Time Machine is back up to its hijinks and the previous guest, Lexter pushed the wrong button. Texanna Day joins Bailey and the Static Gang to discuss wearing out the Pagemaster VHS and what Christopher Lloyd as a librarian would truly be like. 

Lexter joins Bailey to talk about Spirit...ed Away, a movie definitively not about horses, as they discover. Stay tuned to the end for new original song "What is This Song About?"

Nolan joins Bailey to dive into the 80's classic The Last Dragon! The Static gang discovers who was a fighter and who was a peace keeper and how to find their individual "glow". Stay tuned to the end for the new Time Smarties song "Power of the Ocelot"!

The Slow Moving Time Machine has finally released some new recordings! This time Kei Hoffmann joins Bailey to talk about the seldom seen sequel to the classic Pinocchio tale Filmation's 'Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night'.

New Song: "Hell at the American Mall"

Join Bailey and guest Jimmy Cross as they discuss one of Jimmy's very favorite  Kaiju movies WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS! We're still experiencing some technical difficulties after the time machine updates, but we are sure they will sort themselves out. Stay tuned to the end of the episode for a new original song by Indigo Starbeam!

Kelly joins Bailey to talk about a movie from her childhood that she's never seen? How does that even work? Listen in to learn The Point of if all. There's Harry Nilsson, The Beatles, cool 70s animation, and a splash of TV history. Episode also includes, not one, but two, YES TWO, original songs at the end. 

Bailey is joined by Melissa to talk about the Australian animated film 'Dot and the Whale', magical connections with animals, and how tortoises do not live in the ocean. 

Season Three is Happening! And the Slow Moving Time Machine has taken it upon itself update... slowly. Join Bailey and guest, Baillee Perkins as they talk about the Nickelodeon made-for-tv cult film: 'Cry Baby Lane', urban legends, and a possible haunting in the time machine!