Men in Charge in Brief(s)

Why are they above the Law? Because the Law sets a low Bar—look how many people pass it every year—and Tony and Kevin stride the world like a couple of tall people.

We quickly learn why Coroner’s office reform, long sought by Coroner’s Office reformers like Kevin, is best performed by cheerleaders: young men in skirts, even if Tony and Kevin get laughed out of the Coroner’s office yet again.

The meaning of this title is self-evident, right? Isn’t our Christian Nation walking on Really Bad Water right now? On Earth, only the well-armed shall be forgiven.

This episode is all about the paradox of the “happiness chimney,” where, as you’ll recall, you were put during sleep-away camp when you got out of hand. Remember?

In this episode, Kevin and Tony explain why your life feels so much like a big cheat. Why? Because they’re living your best life, sitting in the dark in their underwear drinking RC Cola, which is what you wish you could do, but you can’t, because you don’t have a radio show or podcast.

Our hosts address the semi-bi-annual question of how many pounds of dogs should dog pounds impound? As few as possible, they decide, so that as many as possible can go to dogless homes.

Welcome to the year 457 million BCE and another episode of "The Scales of Justice," the courtroom drama adventures of Balthasar Q. Esterhazy, Trilobite-at-Law. Esterhazy fights to prosecute the worst bottom-feeders in the Paleo-Tethys Ocean and put them behind bars of iron-hard coral for good—and does so one last time.

In this episode, Tony and Kevin explain the basis of their perfection, which is mainly that their self-regard is an affront to regular, more generic people, who themselves have failed to fully articulate the nature of our hosts’ excellence.

In this episode, Tony and Kevin explain the basis of their perfection, which is mainly that their self-regard is an affront to regular, more generic people, who themselves have failed to fully articulate the nature of our hosts’ excellence.

Kevin and Tony open with an intense discussion of the bus pass (good) versus the Donner Pass (less good unless traversed using a bus pass).