After warning the Listener about having missed Church (or temple, mosque, tabernacle, House of Sunday Guns) and shirking one’s sacerdotal duties, Tony and Kevin move briskly into the episode. First, we return to the Yorkshire moors of the late 19th century for “Heaving Bosoms,” featuring heroines rebelling against the metanarrative, a drunken chicken, the sexagenarian Crone’s pregnancy, and the dangerous new milkmaid, Helga von Stricter. Next, the 6th chapter of “The Adventures of SkyHighMan”

Listener, this episode takes you on a strange journey, like that time when you were 11 and your parents said, “You’re spending the summer with Uncle Billy,” and Uncle Billy dropped you off at a fish cannery, where you worked until well into the next school year. That’s because it’s a “deconstructive analysis,” in which the internal precepts of the 1976 Paul Lynde Halloween Special are shown to be fundamentally unstable, riddled with contradictions. Listen to this episode carefully, or our

In this episode, Kevin and Tony enjoy a manly chortle at creationists, who serve as proof that there is no Intelligent Design. But soon enough, they're off to the hair-lengthening new segments that may well be related to creationism, perhaps. First, Emily Wellingtonford, Canadian mine owner and usurer in the late 1920s, gives Senator ("Tariff boy") Smoot a perfect thrashing while a Mountie's horse uses the hotel elevator. Next is "Professor Teach-All," the winner of the Record in the Guinness

They say that money can't buy happiness, but as Men in Charge is slung forcefully into its eighth season, Tony and Kevin beg to disagree. Let's face it--money solves a lot of problems, from making the mechanical horse in front of your local supermarket move to bribing heads of state. In today's episode, we peek in on the exploits of Hamann and his dad Herder as they consider the possibilities of "Anacondas for Rent or Lease!" Then it's a long-awaited return to room 221B of the Lower Heights

This episode overwhelms the Listener with “Heaving Bosoms”—the lusty metafictional saga continues with parts 3, 4, and 5, and you can’t get more bosomy than that. The jinks will be high ones. But there’s more. We hear the first time from “Nadia Verminskova,” a cockroach/spy who slipped into the White House in a bucket of fried chicken and therefore knows Precisely What Is Going On. Then, in a new and handsomely dramatized public service announcement, “The Less You Ignore,” a professional Finn

Whilst pondering the various ways that dogs get their lunch while we're at work, the studio is invaded by writers and cast members Ann Porter and Nancy Roth, who demand equal treatment for their interests, no matter how narrow. Sketch-wise, we return to the wintry moor of "Heaving Bosoms" for its second episode, to find Elspeth Eveready delivered into the hands of a Crone. Then it's "Gardening with Melania," for all of you who wonder where the President of the New America gets all that junk food

Answering calls from the medical industry, Tony and Kevin discuss the ins and outs of catheters, finally managing to squeeze in a few remarks about what would constitute the “perfect” catheter—the one that comes naturally with the body. Then, it’s on to the first of a multi-part Gothic Romance series, “Heaving Bosoms.” The heroine, Elspeth Eveready, fights a two-sided campaign—pursuing true love with Lord Grantley Ridgely and quarreling with the writer about her tardiness in taking her to a

Answering calls from the medical industry, Tony and Kevin discuss the ins and outs of catheters, finally managing to squeeze in a few remarks about what would constitute the “perfect” catheter—the one that comes naturally with the body. Then, it’s on to the first of a multi-part Gothic Romance series, “Heaving Bosoms.” The heroine, Elspeth Eveready, fights a two-sided campaign—pursuing true love with Lord Grantley Ridgely and quarreling with the writer about her tardiness in taking her to a

Since Tony and Kevin quit their day jobs to put all their effort into Season 7 of "Men in Charge," they've been forced to do today's show from the Lower Heights Colosseum, right after Monster Truck Mayhem and just before this year's "Lower Heights Has Talent?" competition. As usual, Evangeline has the pre-opened snacks and warm cans of Sprite (TM), and random members of the audience are interviewed.

It's unadulterated adventure with just a touch of in-and-out-going-cow-summoner in this nail-biting adventure of the Schmalkaldic League, which combines our Season 7 Episodes 20 and 22 into an omnibus edition! Enjoy with a big flagon of sheep's milk!