The old spam filter was so clogged we stole a new one. And who emerges from the new spam filter? You guessed it—Joan Collins!

Host Hap Holden further undermines failed Mayoral candidate Haff Koct's sense of personal worth.

In our first black-and-white episode, French arborist Gaston Moreau broods on broodible matters and smokes a cigarette!

Host Hap Holden hounds a self-styled recycling expert!

When you want your lawn to display professional negligence, call the Mullet Lawn Service!

Want your kids to clean up after your late-night parties? Give them funnels!

At Camp Show-Your-Work, kids can learn all about unpleasant camp experiences, and then leave early—for a price!

Career American Dutch Mayoral candidate continues to embarrass himself as the interview persists.

Realist Morning Show hosts, Emily and Virgil, roll their eyes through a further interview with Mayoral candidate and "career American" Haff Kokt, who finds fresh ways to lose votes.

Emily Wellingtonford, Canadian mine owner and usurer, has bought a radio station to promote her usurious practices, but Gertrude the Loon interviews an unemployed miner. Just imagine!