Listen in on our favorite action heroes, maybe they'll be on your list too!

Don't be fooled by the title, this episode really has nothing to do with either name mentioned. Patrick is pissed about the Matrix relaunch, Kevin is excited. That's about all you need to know.

Lets talk a walk off the beaten path and start recording without Patrick knowing about it. SPOILER ALERT!! It's not really all that different.....

Dr. Strange just came out on DVD and Blu-ray. Logan just came out in theaters. Why the hell not talk about some superheroes? We couldn't think of a good enough reason, so here we are making a list of our favorite superhero movies to date.

Originally planned to talk just about tattoos, that didn't go quite as planned. Don't worry, it still starts with that and mostly consists of that and our usual games. Oh boy did it veer off course in a depressing way though.

What's better than a special episode in which we celebrate the day that Patrick sprang from his mothers vagina? Nothing, nothing is the answer to that question. OK, I guess a handy from Angelina Jolie would be pretty dope, but that's about it.

Admittedly it took me far too long to actually watch John Wick (this is Kevin, I do the uploading stuff). MY GOD!! I can't believe how phenomenal it is for being such a simple story. Listen to this shit right here, then immediately go watch the movie.

We all know that Daredevil is the ultimate Superhero. I mean sure, he doesn't have super strength. Maybe he can't fly or fun super fast. I guess he also doesn't have any sort of super suit, god-like powers, or the ability to travel through time or space. But do you really have to have all that to be a superhero? We say NO! Now go ahead and listen to find out why.

Do you ever get bored with just asking your significant other to fornicate? Well then boy o' boy do we have a treat for you. Come learn about how people used to imply the devilish sins they would partake in. We are talking about SEX!

The Royal Rumble is tonight!!!!! Get your bitch ass ready for it by listening to one man explain to another all the intricacies of the worlds most popular soap opera of all time.