Men Seeking Tomahawks

As the great folks once said, this is a special 'un, because we regale you with some clips from MST past, and from one of our favorite guests of all time.

Tom Proceeds is the preeminent Tom Waits tribute act in ALL the tri-county area, and his visits won't soon be forgotten. But if you did forget them, or missed them entirely, then this is the episode.

So kick back, relax, and PROCEED to have an amazing 24 minutes.

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Jack & Dan

What a treat we have for you today! We play great music every week, and every once in a while discover an artist so fascinating that we decide to dedicate a whole episode to them.

Introducing: BrotherSnare

BrotherSnare is a London-based Jamaican/Chinese photographer and musician who has a whole lot more going on, and we interview him on the show.

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On top of all that, we have two amazing songs from the BrotherSnare himself:

• Tomorrow's World
• Model Citizen

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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We lost a big dinner a few weeks ago when it came out that Meat Loaf passed on from the great plain known as Earth. Fun fact: Mr. Loaf walked the same university halls as Jack and Dan did at THE University of North Texas!

So that got the boys thinking: who else of note share an alma mater with the courage boys? Well, the answer might surprise you!

We spend the week talking all kinds of fun facts about the Mean Green, and we think you'll have fun with us.

And make sure to stick around until the end, as Jack was able to unearth some archival audio from Denton, Texas's preeminent nightly news reporter: Bonnie Babcock.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• NO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLD
• STRAYS - PARALLAX

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Jack & Dan

Has it been a year already? Well, it IS still January, so we guess it's appropriate to still do a new year's show.

We talk resolutions, we talk predictions, and we welcome you to join us for an overall swell time.

And we hope you're not afraid of ghosts because one joins us LIVE in-studio for what is definitely not a bit. It's not a bit.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKY
• BIZAVELI - OK, COOL

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Jack & Dan

Why this episode is not automatic

It's not systematic

It's not hydromatic

Why it's electric vehicle talk on MST!

Forget the overhead lifters and the four barrel quads

Oh no

(Stop talking whoa stop talking)

No more fuel injection cutoff and no chrome plated rods oh no

(I'll spend the money I'll kill to spend the money)

With a charger on the floor we'll be waiting at the door

You know that's some sh*t no one wants to give us t*t

There's no Grease Lightning

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

No grease lightning burning up the quarter mile

(Grease lightning no grease lightning)

No grease lightning won't be coasting through the heat lap trial

(Grease lightning no grease lightning)

You're not supreme, no chicks'll cream for grease lightning

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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Oh yeah, you know what that somewhat familiar song means... it's finally time for an episode dedicated to electric vehicle talk! Jack has invested a lot of time and money into this stuff, and we can't wait for him to regale us with tales of all the vehicles soon to be delivered to his southernmost castle.

Also, a programming note, bits and fun time have officially been outlawed from episodes in 2022. We've vowed to produce a more serious show, and need your help to keep things on track. If you suspect any bits or fun being had, please alert us immediately via Twitter, we're @MSTomahawks.

Finally, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGH
• BROTHER SNARE - ROOM TO BREATHE

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Jack & Dan

It's time to hang the mistletoe, deck the halls, and get ready to open the biggest and best present that you'll get this holiday season.

Welcome to the first annual, inaugural, Men Seeking Tomahawks Christmas Spectacular!

You're in for a treat, as we've got special appearances by a Christmas Caroler, live musical performances by the preeminent Tom Waits tribute artist in the tri-county area (Tom Proceeds), and a visit from the big man himself: SANTA!

Today's musical numbers*:

• TOM PROCEEDS - HOLDIN’ FOR SANTA
• TOM PROCEEDS - JOSEPH’S WILD YEARS

* We'd normally link you to the musical artists on today's episode, but Tom has let us know that the internet is "a short-lived fad on its way out much like indoor plumbing," so instead he wanted to let you know that his Greatest Hits album is coming out in 2022, and will be a Radio Shack exclusive.

You really won't want to miss this... otherwise we're gonna give you and yours a big lump of coal!

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Happy Holidays,

Jack & Dan

"I’VE FOUND THAT MECH-A-NICKIN’ IS REALLY ALL ABOUT THE CUSTOMER. YOU HAVE TO LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE. AND GOD, DO I LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE" - RODDY BOVINE

Have you ever talked to a mechanic about your car so much that it makes you cry?

Have you ever needed so many car repairs you can't sleep at night?

Have you ever tried to ask them questions but they don't come out right?

Have you ever, have you ever?

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Dan did not have a good week, so these modified words come to your courtesy of Brandy. TLDR: listen to this episode.

And if that is not convincing enough, just wait until the official adult film star of Men Seeking Tomahawks makes his official debut...you won't want to miss this.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• PINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GOD
• KRYVOIR - YUKO

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Jack & Dan

"TELEPHONE? NO, I DON’T OWN A PHONE. I NEVER BOUGHT INTO ANY OF THAT TELEPHONY COCKAMAMEY." - Tom Proceeds

Strap it on, boys and girls, because this week we take you on a wild ride through the town of our youth, Denton. Because it's the first annual inaugural Denonpalooza, and we saved you a front-row seat.

Justin "Webb" Webb joins us to give us the rundown. There were magicians, musicians, squirrels, rodents, dogs, and even a flat earther. What a palooza it was!

And just as we were getting to the good part, our old cover musician buddy Tom Proceeds stops by, and you know that means the outlandish musical lyrics will follow.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• PHILLEANN & DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROAD
• SHHBEATZ - HARD SPACEY BEAT

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Jack & Dan

" I’LL NEVER FORGET EVERYONE CHEERING FOR DANNY WHEN HE SHOWED US THAT HE STOLE NANCY PELOSI’S 'HANG IN THERE' CAT POSTER FROM OUT OF HER OFFICE! THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT!" - Cody Cayden

We're back, and it sounds like Dan has found a new twang in his voice. Perhaps it's because he just spent the week in Music City, Nashville, USA.

Dan takes us through his journey through the happening streets of Downtown Nashville, including a stopover at the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum.

But the highlight of his trip was a very intimate evening that he spent with country music's biggest star: Garth Brooks. You won't want to miss the intimate details.

And if all that wasn't enough, we are visited by a very special guest who CLAIMS that Dan promised him fame and fortune if he showed up at the studio. What will come of this encounter?

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• STEVEN LANE - GASOLINE
• USAGIIKA (Ooo-sa-gi eek-a) - TADPOLES

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Jack & Dan

"IT’S A LITTLE LIKE THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU’RE WASHING THE DISHES WITH A PLATYPUS MADE OUT OF LEMON MERINGUE."- Tom Proceeds

Just when you thought it was safe to head outside, Men Seeking Tomahawks returns. Well, there goes the neighborhood!

But before you blame us on the downfall of the human neighborhood, hear us out. Because Jack and Dan have some neighborhood stories to tell. Be it an obnoxious neighbor or some not-so-handymen, there's a surprise at every turn in MST-ville.

And like any great neighborhood, this one has a friendly local musician who will entertain us even when we don't ask. You'll want to bring your rocking chair for this one.

If that is not enough, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• DOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSET
• SPRINGWORKS - CRICKET COYOTE

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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We love you,

Jack & Dan