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Daphne Van Horne's "Translations for the Urban Impaired," were reports for Urban Survival in the Space-Age-a-Go-Go World of 2011. Daphne (of the famous Van Horne Family of New York) reported in to Shadoe and his partner, the late Sam "Dr. Frees" Frees, weekly from around the world. In this episode you'll hear a report from the "Yo Miga-Maga Yacht Club Celebratory Wank" at the Trump-Dubai (a name thought up by the owner himself). Then reports from the "Off the Hinges Urban Lingo Festival" on tour all over India. You'll learn the difference between the words "Totally Dank and Gnarly Dank," the difference beween "Butter Faces and Butter Cutters," "Lucious Donk and Bedonkulus," and terms like "Zuded out of the Frame, and "Collateral Wiz." Then she returns to studios outside of Prague, Czechoslovakia with a body guard trained by Indian Masters. All this and a showcase of the sound of MentalRadio's first appearance in the 21st Century all stitched together for our broadcasts on SiriusXM in 2012.

MENTALRADIO first appeared to the world in 2011, broadcasting a twice weekly, live three hour nationally syndicated radio show from an abandoned airplane hanger in rural Prague, Czechoslovakia. In this showcase you'll hear dizzying moments of the "Vertical Pandemonium Audio Theater" featuring Shadoe Stevens and the late Sam "Dr. Frees" Frees. This is an assault of music, promos, sketches and moments like "betting on Rat Killing Dogs in Victorian England," Daphne Van Horne's "Translations for the Urban Impaired," characters like Guy Goode, Dixon Ticonderoga, why we don't have to worry about Zombies in an Apocalypse, and interview with man who was visited by aliens and grew two inches overnight. This 26 minute highlight was used as a demo and the show spun off a 30 minute version in 2012 on SiriusXM. It's like a half hour in the kitchen, spinning in the mixer, with the dial stuck on Fluffy.

From the Wayback Theater, home of the Mental Control Archives reaching back hundreds of years...researchers have prepared moments from a cherished guest from more than a decade ago, with the late Dr. Freeze, here are a few moments with Daphne Van Horne's "Translations for the Urban Impaired."

MightyMan is back as Darius Fullovit, the Chairman of gourmet snack food giant "Crave, " gets bad news. Hitman Darnell Babalama failed. The partner he threw off the roof from 27 floors, hit the ground but got up. So, Fullovit brings in "The Mutilator," 900 pound "Guano Tourniquet," a professional.

This is a Breaking News Special Report about an attack of Blood Hornets.

This is the 90 second meditation included in Chapter 25 - More - for quick and easy access 24 hours a day.

From the Vault of Treasured Mysteries, comes memorabilia penned by elder poets and authors of Mental Control in days gone by. This is from the Book of Didjuno - "Compendium of Unfinished Tales" and was a poem written by Vertigo Pompeii, mysteriously unfinished and yet, complete in ways we cannot explain. "Don't Pity the Plight of Poor Perky Galore."

MightyMan is back as Darius Fullovit, the Chairman of gourmet snack food giant "Crave, " gets bad news. Hitman Darnell Babalama failed. The partner he threw off the roof from 27 floors, hit the ground but got up. So, Fullovit brings in "The Mutilator," 900 pound "Guano Tourniquet," a professional. In the Wayback Theater we watch a feature from more than a decade ago called, Daphne Van Horne's "Translations for the Urban Impaired." And Western Hero Guy Goode heads to Decadence, where crowds of Comatose Dimwittum gather and want bring back Gripe, build Gidalots, and scream "We Want More!" Could it be the end of our Champions of the Infinite Better? Humor by any other name is just funny.

The MentalRadio Archives reach back hundreds of years…and Mentologists have unearthed something else special from more than ten years ago...Shadoe and the late Sam Frees (Dr. Freeze) celebrating "Zen and Zombie Bonanza Days," and everything you need to know about not having to worry about a Zombie Apocalypse. PLUS! An interview with an "Ascension Teacher" who was "Awakened" after an alien visition while driving an 18 wheeler, and grew two shoe sizes overnight. You'll learn about the aliens among us: the Sanctioned Races, the Federation, Visitors, and the Good Guys. You'll meet Bryan de Flores. It's not your typical episode.