Carly and Johnny are coming to accept that everyone can be a little stupid sometimes. But that doesn't have to define their character. They discuss nostalgia, share diverse views about aging and debate the difference between a euphemism and euthanasia. Johnny also gets a little carried away giving examples of transition phrases.

After a couple weeks away, Carly and Johnny are back and have plenty of wily and contemplative topics to discuss. Witches and warlocks top the list of course, along with spooky stuff, camping stories and the paralyzing indecision many parents have when deciding how to spend their fleeting spare time.

Carly and Johnny wander deep into booger territory in this episode, and discover a shocking study about their surprising health benefits. They also tackle more serious topics like the link between ego and depression, how to discover your strengths and use them and the need for a fart magician in the world.

It was bound to happen sometime. Carly and Johnny are talking about poop this episode, baring all with just a dash of bashfulness, and wondering why the heck we're so ashamed of something we all do? Some excellent and recent poop stories abound, plus—anxiety gets a bad rap, but who ever talks about the positive side to it?

Carly and Johnny bicker and banter this week as they discuss a wide range of topics, from collective consciousness to fit moms gone crazy to spanking. They argue over whether kidnapping is a thing anymore, and get some insider info from Carly's days as a radio host. They also shed light on the tricky sex life of bed-sharing parents.

Carly and Johnny are not great at some stuff, like remembering to dust, ever, but they have some ideas at how they can 'life' better and there's a 98% chance you'll be inspired by it.

There are flies in the house, and Johnny can't stop noticing them. A hunt ensues, and together Carly and Johnny bond over their outrage for the audacity of flies. Johnny shares about his recent social anxiety and they deconstruct where it could be coming from. And they celebrate making friends with the neighbours in their quest to build a village.

Carly and Johnny talk about the making of a documentary that has been consuming all of Johnny's brain space lately, especially since it's about a dear friend who passed away. They get into the doc-making process and give some behind the scenes insight into the feature length film that Carly thinks will win awards one day. Carly also shares her latest keto dessert discovery, and together C&J realize what no one ever talks about when discussing the possibility of life on other planets.

The vibe is, hmm, kinda low key this week as Carly and Johnny solve last week's mystery of the true meaning behind "that's how the cookie crumbles", they ponder man kegels and peeing the bed, dive into the 'why' behind Johnny's love for Tim Heidecker and reveal Carly's failsafe way to scare a fly out of your house.

Carly and Johnny are back from a week in the wilderness, and they're stream of consciousnessness-ing hard, starting with the unpacking of the Goldilocks story and ending with a revelation about cocky roosters. Somewhere in between Carly pulls out some trivia on the origin of everyday sayings, like where "a chip on your shoulder" historically began, and it blows their minds gently.