In our August 23 episode, I take a look at a 90s nostalgia-hit of rural Sunday night watching with a festive Heartbeat episode, listen to some (supposedly) comedic Christmas songs, and continue the GREAT BIG CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE SHOWDOWN! Get voting at Merry Britsmas 

Ricky Tomlinson - Xmas My Arse

The Goodies - Father Xmas Do Not Touch Me

The Goodies - Make a Daft Noise for Xmas 

Dora Bryan - All I Want For Xmas Is A Beatle