The Rum Rollers have officially left the solid ground of the lower realms behind, mooring Adüné at the docking gantry of Airshiff 86, a city-ship that defies both gravity and traditional economics. In this episode, the crew navigates the high-pressure social atmosphere of the Star Talker Federation Union (STFU) and discovers that in the sky, your worth isn’t measured by the gold in your purse, but by the weight of the gifts you give away.

The Discovery of the Red HatsAs the crew moves from the industrial "Under-Hull" to the shimmering "Market Dome," they learn the truth about gnomish status. They encounter the two distinct classes of the Federation:

• The Crimson-Capped (The Gift-Givers): These "Red Hats" are the social elite, gnomes who have attained high status by gifting their inventions, labor, and even their food to the collective. To a Red Hat, a hoarding mind is a failing engine.

• The Bare-Brows: The unproven or the "indebted," those who have yet to contribute a significant "Great Work" to the city’s harmony.

The Theology of ProbabilityThe crew is granted an audience with High Brewmaster Fizz, who reveals the true purpose of Airshiff 86’s mission toward the god-tree, Liber-Tree. In a stunning revelation of divine physics, the crew learns that the gnomes do not pray—they calculate.

The Federation seeks the patronage of a god to obtain Star-Sap, the only fuel potent enough to keep their massive cities aloft. In exchange, the gnomes offer the only thing a god cannot manifest: Certainty. Airshiff 86 is a massive, flying Probability Machine. By living lives of perfect mechanical and social harmony, the gnomes process the infinite "chaos" of the universe into "ordered outcomes," acting as a biological CPU that helps their god-patron navigate the complexities of existence.

The Celestial BrewTo toast this new alliance, the crew is introduced to the "Brew" itself—not just a drink, but a liquid miracle. From the Cloud-Puff Pastries that must be tethered to the table to the Ales of Accord that grant drinkers a glimpse of the world’s ley lines, the Rum Rollers realize that on Airshiff 86, every meal is a ritual and every sip is a contract.

Will the Rum Rollers find their place in this gift-based technocracy, or will their "heavy-world" habits drag the city into a catastrophic descent?

After years of carving out a bloody existence in the pits of Hell, the party has finally emerged. This episode of Metagaming finds our "heroes"—if you can call them that—shaking off the sulfur and brimstone as they complete their first long rest on the surface of Tareth in sORCrates. For the first time in an eternity, they wake up to a sky that isn't burning and air that doesn't taste like ash. But the peace is short-lived; a quiet surface is just a canvas for a new kind of chaos.

The transition from survival to conquest begins with a single, high-stakes leap across the continent. Utilizing a teleportation helm, the party bypasses the mundane roads of Tareth and strikes directly at a heart of political power: Athenia.

Athenia isn’t just any city—it’s the seat of power for the House of Croy, the noble bloodline that counts Ash as one of its own. As the party rematerializes within the cold, marble halls of Ash’s ancestral home, the atmosphere shifts from the visceral horrors of Hell to the sharp, backstabbing elegance of high-society intrigue.

The wolves are no longer at the door; they’re inside the palace. As the House of Croy prepares to deal with their "prodigal child," the rest of the party begins to eye the finery of Athenia with hungry eyes.

Will Ash reclaim their birthright through diplomacy, or will the party turn the ruling seat of Athenia into a new outpost of Hell?

In this high-stakes, high-altitude episode, the crew of the Rum Rollers faces their most daunting challenge yet: gnomish bureaucracy. Having tracked the legendary celestial gnomes— in a wandering tavern-city from the God Realm—the crew decides to forgo a formal hail and instead attempts to sneak up on the massive floating metropolis.

However, the "Zephyr-Steampunk" defenses of a city run by divine gnomes are not easily fooled. As Adüné, the crew's sentient flying ship, navigates the swirling nebulae and golden exhaust trails surrounding the city, a series of near-misses and mechanical hiccups forces a bumpy, adrenaline-fueled landing on the outskirts of the harbor.

The tension shifts from sky-combat to social survival as the party enters the Immigration Wing. Surrounded by hyper-efficient gnomes with glowing clipboards and clockwork monocles, the Rum Rollers must navigate a labyrinth of paperwork to prove they aren't astral pirates. After a grueling round of questioning and a close call with a "Truth-Sensing Steam Vent," the crew successfully secures their Identification Papers. Now officially recognized guests of the God Realm gnomes, the Rum Rollers are free to explore the wonders of the Airshiff 86—but with Adüné safely docked and the gnomes watching their every move, the real mystery of why they’ve come to this wandering city is just beginning.

After a whirlwind of high stakes and narrow escapes, the Shadow Seekers finally take a moment to breathe—and eat.

In this episode of our D&D adventure, the party finds themselves tucked away in the cozy, steam-filled corner of Grandma Sue’s Noodle Shop. Located in the gritty but familiar Outer Blue Ring of the city, the shop provides the perfect cover for a much-needed tactical briefing. Over bowls of spicy broth and hand-pulled noodles, the Seekers hash out their next move. But as the steam rises, so does the realization that they are exhausted, travel-worn, and in desperate need of a change of scenery.

Deciding that the grime of the Blue Ring has overstayed its welcome, the party makes their way toward the heart of the metropolis known as sORCrates. They cross the threshold into the Middle Red Ring, where the air smells of expensive perfumes and magic rather than coal and saltwater.

Their destination? The Pink Pony Inn.

As the most illustrious, full-service luxury establishment in the district, the Pink Pony is a neon-lit bastion of comfort. From the plush velvet upholstery to the enchanted privacy charms on every door, it is exactly the kind of place where a weary adventurer can disappear.

Once checked in, the group splits up. No more shared campsites or damp dungeons—tonight, everyone has their own room. We follow each member of the Shadow Seekers as they indulge in their own dalliances, whether that’s a deep soak in a copper tub, a quiet evening of research, or perhaps a more mysterious pursuit.

Queen Phiada and Chandar, PoptArt and Moak are united and it feels so good!

The bells aren't jingling. They’re tolling.

Imagine the scene: The sleigh is loaded, the wind is howling at minus forty, and "Santa" finally steps onto the snow. But something is wrong. The "Ho-Ho-Ho" sounds like a guttural growl, and the scent of peppermint is being choked out by the stench of scorched earth and wet fur.

In this week's chilling episode, we dive deep into the ultimate Christmas nightmare: The Night Krampus Stole the Suit.

Experience the ultimate high-stakes D&D moment! In this week's episode, the party faces a literal terminal velocity nightmare. Dropping from 15,000 feet, our heroes turn themselves into living meteors to collide with the heart of the NPC army. It’s a race against gravity and a masterclass in tactical teleportation. Will they survive the impact, or will the campaign end in a crater? Join us for an adrenaline-fueled session of Actual Play D&D where every d20 roll determines their survival.

The Rum Roller have finally returned to sORCrates! Get ready for a massive celebration as the city prepares to honor the defeat of the dreaded Professional Necromancy Cult (PNC). Meanwhile, the body of the Wizard Formerly Known as Matt is prepared for a new purpose: receiving a new soul. A determined Druid plans to use this resurrected vessel to finally revive the grove around the mighty Liber-Tree, the newly planted god tree whose emergence destroyed the PNC's infamous Lava Tower.

Trapped in the Stomach of the World! Gravy Ghouls & Marshmallow Constructs guard the Masticating Maw's secret. A grotesque Thanksgiving dungeon.

The PNC are not getting away without the Shadow Seekers trying every weapon in their arsenal.