Metalscape: The Metal Podcast

ITE: Twitter is ruining my Heroes, Bitches don’t know ’bout my Nautical Metal, Fake Vagina Ripping Dicks, Ron’s Playlist: Vs. The World and the Metalscape Facebook Fan Spotlight and Dubstep is actually pretty lame.

Playlist:

Suicidal Tendencies – Suicyco Mania

Devin Townsend – Away

Waylander – King of the Fairies

Ahab – The Hunt

Whore – A Decision Needs to be Made/What’s Wrong?

Enslaved – The Voices

Mew – Introducing Palace Players

Sepultura – Murder

Cookie Monsta – R0807 D06

Hillton FM – Send In My Army

Intro: Smov-E – Mi Amante

Music Bed: Dabrye – “One/Three”, “Instrmntl”, Latin Bitman – “Colour”, Masserati 2lts – “Exposicion Verano-Verano”

ITE: Recording Confirmed, Russian Internet, Metalscape broadens its Horizons, The Nicaraguan Metal Scene, Ebony Football, Rappin’, Reverse Mulan: Dishonorably Discharged Pop Superstars, Magnets, GDot strikes again, The Exclusive Metalscape-Only Halo: Reach Review (and the current state of the gaming industry according to Ron), Tacos, Happy Mexican Bicentennial, D00M, “You’re an animal” and Pedozach.

Playlist:

Bulb – F8

Carpathian Forest – Return of the Freezing Winds

Mos Def – Auditorium

Alexandrov Ensemble – Russian Military Marches

Catasexual Urge Motivation – Homicidal Patterns – Organized-Disorganized

Ahab – Old Thunder

Prince – Erotic City

Coroner – Son of Lilith

Earth – Omens And Portents I – The Driver

Absu – shield with an iron face

Ophis – The Halls of Sorrow

Midnight – Vomit Queens

Steven Osborne – Rachmaninov – Prelude Op.23, No.5 in G minor

Shivaree – Goodnight Moon

Smoov-E – Dreamgirl

Smoov-E – The Fondler

Intro: Ratatat – Bilar. Music Bed: Tsuchie – Samurai Champloo Music Records “Masta”, Tsuchie/Fat Jon – Samurai Champloo Music Records “Playlist”.

ITE: Wow this is bad.

Playlist:

The Sword – Tres Brujas

Uaral – Fragment of an unedited composition

Symphony X – Thorns of Sorrow

Behemoth – Rome 64 C.E.

The Sisters of Mercy – This Corrosion

Wormed – Uncolored Plasma Orifices Transported

Inhume – Airplane Crash

Ratatat – Mirando

Music Bed: Ulver – Teachings in Silence (Silence teaches you how to Sing, Not Saved), Wardruna – Runaljod – Gap Var Ginnunga

ITE: America sucks at countries, Nergal’s death and the metal revolution, Justin Bieber is secretly the greatest musician ever and Portuguese men come have a join us with the sex.

Playlist:

Bloodhag – Franz Kafka

Animals as Leaders- Tempting Time

Cage – Planet Crusher

Howl – You Jackals Beware

Casus Belli – I’m Your Master

Ulver – Wolf and Fear

Harness – Eye of the Storm

Vaski – Get Down

Music Bed: Ratatat – LP3, Ratatat – LP4

Here’s a little show we put together while Ron was in Nicaragua. Not really a Metalscape episode as there is absolutely NO metal. But there is a new “real” episode that has been recorded, look for it in the next couple of days.

It this exciting edition of Metalscape Radio. Zach drinks beer and plays music for the internet alone.

ITE: Starcraft II for iPhone, Periodic Happenstance of a Body between two Points in a Plane of Existence, “I’m always right”, Best Buy/Apple Store tales, Throat Fucking, You don’t wanna know about Malefic, Bandcamp, Brian POSehn, Foreskin and Sheltered Environments, Sexy Sexual Predators in Hoodies, By the Book, Nazi Hops, Wiper Physics, Kevin-what?, UNLIMITED POWAH, Precious, Metalscape and Torture, “I killed Saddam Hussein with my bare hands, what have you done lately?”, “Music? On Metalscape? Pff”, Magic’s moving my car, Van Canto, Rhythm in the Mouth, The Wireless Samaritan, House Elf Mutilation Remembrance, Saber Tooth Tiger Cooch, Demographics, Zach the Blogger, Varg Vikernes vs. Hollywood, Excellant Nights, The Letters, Listener Survey and Doctors.

Playlist:

Triptykon – Goetia

End of Power – Shackled to a Corpse

Dismember – Under a Bloodred Sky

Watain – Reaping Death

Deep Purple – Bloodsucker

Soreption – Suppressing The Mute

Gostwind – Korean Road

Van Canto – Wishmaster

Burzum – Kaimadalthas Nedstigning

Music Bed: Sola Rosa – Get it Together, Estradasphere – It’s Understood, Hans Zimmer – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest OST, Kiko Loureiro – Universo Inverso

ITE: Happy returns, Late late night talk, Metalscape Awards, Zach’s Sax, Technical Difficulties made bearable by Lady Gaga, Croc Cock Talk, Pregnant chicks, Nick A. Ragwa, Summerian bands, Inspector Detector Proscriptor and pen flipping.

Playlist:

Immolation – A Token of Malice

Evile – Thrasher

Ihsahn – On the Shores

Kataklysm – In Shadow and Dust

Hospital of Death – I AM the Tiger

Kreator – Violent Revolution

Byzantine -Taking up Serpents

Moonspell – Blood Tells

Music Bed: Strunz and Farah (Heat of the Sun), Force of Nature/Nujabes/Fat Jon (Samurai Champloo Music Record – Impression), Acoustic Alchemy (The Beautiful Game).

ITE: Hot Date or not? Lady Gag Reflex and her/his penis, Staccato talking, Throat-fucking, “He’s an idiot. I used to like him”, fucking Reaper, relistening experiences, rut music, “like a wah pedal midway”, attempting skydiving discussions, “you don’t know ricky”, published writer, The Organic Quasi-Debate, Old Man Zach: Full Force Hate Mode, missing file properties, pretentious music, “FIX YOUR SOUND”, to stereo or not to stereo, air ranks, perfectly average cocks, anger management, “I love my new phone”, metal news, “my phone is awesome”, “did I tell you about my phone yet?”, “I’ll tell you again anyway”.

Playlist:

Witch – Rip Van Winkle

Kate Nash – mariella

Masseratti 2lts – Macrobossa-eira

Dresden Dolls – Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner

Meshuggah – Pravus

Cake Bake Betty – 64 White Little Things

Finntroll – Under Bergets Rot

Amanda Palmer – Runs in the family

That’s right motherfuckers, The Greatest Metal Podcast of all time brings you yet another episode of the Greatest Fantasy Podcast Series!! (or whatever R&Z might be called)

And what an episode it is! Over 22 minutes of complete and utter kick ass action, mystery and thrills, Metalscape style. Have a fresh pair of underwear ready, because you might just crap yourself while listening to this one.

I would like to give special thanks to GoGo for lending us his beautiful Swedish accent for the making of this absolutely fantastic piece. If you have a decent enough mic and would like to participate in future R&Z episodes, check out this thread. Enjoy!