Brian needs to put cows in his backyard

I feel like I‘ve been disrespected all day and now I just want to slap someone‘s face with a leather glove and have a duel.

The hair‘s going to translate

Coaches are professionals who do this 100+ hours a week. Players are professionals who do this 100+ hours a week. We’re professionals who do this 100+ hours a week. Why do we have officials, who are part of the game, just doing it on the weekend?

A lot of times you win the game when your opponent puts up a 71% save percentage

Not enough to get you fired, not enough to make you happy.

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to Michigan fan pessimism and Michigan State fan insanity.

I’m not thinking about my future employment opportunities; I am focused on beating Illinois at the Big House in Columbus.

So Ken, do you know what  you call that other name that Eminem has?

You think WE hate passing? The Big Ten West is going to come down to Tanner Morgan, Spencer Petras, or Graham Mertz.