The Golden Crew is back with plenty of cruise chaos! A disgruntled guest contacts John Heald after his Mr. Coffee maker gets confiscated, igniting debate about what's allowed onboard. The crew discusses whether short Carnival cruises deserve their wild reputation, veteran cruisers reveal what they no longer do after years at sea, and they answer a listener's plea for Puerto Rico port tips. Plus, they debate the benefits of platinum status, share embarrassing cruise art stories, and discuss why your home port selection matters more than you think! Join Gary, Jennifer, Thomas, and Trevor for all the laughs and cruise insights in this caffeine-fueled episode.