With the Big Apple starting to rot and Mamdani looking like our next mayor, Eva and Caroline seriously consider fleeing the concrete jungle for the Sunshine State. They try not to get political — but how can you stay silent when NYC’s leading Democratic mayoral candidate is a fan of the "globalize the Intifada"? They give a Cliff Notes overview of Zohran Mamdani, question the sanity of New Yorkers who back him, and ask when progressivism started to feel so hostile to Jews. If you’re thinking about a move to Miami, or just curious about why we are, this episode is for you.

Defeat Mam-Dani-Ism: Save NYC and Save Yourself

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Is your love tank running on empty? Are the kids sleeping in your bed? Do you and your spouse feel more like coworkers than lovers? You need a Save-the-Marriage Trip! Caroline swears by her annual Amalfi Coast getaway to remember how much fun she and Jeremy have together — and yes, the Mediterranean Sea and Italian accents are non-negotiable. Eva can’t recall the last time she and Doug spent more than two nights away somewhere that required a passport. Caroline makes it very clear that Maine just doesn’t cut it. Because when it comes to saving your marriage, no price is too high. This episode might not fill your love tank, but it will definitely fill your laugh tank.

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Meet Jane — aka Caroline’s mom. She’s glamorous, wise, and impeccably classy… and she hates when Caroline says f*ck on the podcast. In this episode, Jane joins us to talk motherhood, Manhattan, and the perks of plastic surgery (ask her about her perky boobs). She opens up about raising kids, including one with behavioral challenges, and how parenting has (and hasn’t) changed over the decades. Don’t miss the original Queen of Hermès, the GILF, and the woman who’d always rather wear Italian than eat it.

Guest: Jane Scheinfeld

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Ever felt like the black sheep of your family? Like no matter how hard you try, you just can’t seem to follow the well-worn path everyone else is on? Meet Philip Scheinfeld, who spent years trying to fit in before realizing his superpower was standing out. Now 15 years sober, college-educated, and one of New York City’s and Miami's top real estate brokers, Philip shares his story of finally embracing his (heavily tattooed) black sheepness. Spoiler alert: He's also Caroline’s younger (but much taller) brother.

Guest: Philip Scheinfeld

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If you survived a potentially fatal car accident, what would you do? If you’re Jen Galante Han, you feel immense gratitude and launch a fabulous Substack called The No Stress Club while recuperating on your couch. In this episode, Eva and Caroline sit down with the effortlessly chic (and hilariously unfiltered) Jen to talk about life, fashion, friends, and the kind of bravery it takes to put yourself out there. From working at J.Crew with Mickey Drexler to her favorite vintage jeans to explaining the new definition of "preppy," Jen will inspire you to go after your dreams and look great doing it. We cover everything from closet swaps to hall passes to bran muffins. This is an episode that will make you laugh, reevaluate your wardrobe, and immediately subscribe to The No Stress Club. Click play for "silly stories about life and fashion" that Jen hopes will "bring down your blood pressure."

"The No Stress Club" Substack

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Caroline and Eva rant, rave, and laugh their way through end-of-school-year burnout (okay, full-on crash and burn!). They've officially run out of gas — and patience. How is anyone supposed to enjoy summer on an empty tank? They vent about feeling unappreciated and demand praise from their husbands for keeping everyone educated, healthy, and mostly happy.

If you’re feeling spent and slightly feral, we see you! Come laugh with us, because as Dr. Gullo says, “If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re probably missing the best joke of the day.”

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Can you still have scrappy kids if you grow up with $? Former financier turned Substack writer David Roberts sits with Eva and Caroline to talk about the social faux paus no one wants to admit — like the awkward realities of generational wealth and getting into school through the back door. David hilariously discusses his trek moving from the UES to the wild West (side, not Wyoming!). How do you teach your kids to appreciate the grit of their Eastern Europe ancestors when they think a $50 sushi roll is normal? Can NYC kids grow up to be game changers or are we destined to raise Bonfire of the Vanities' masters of the universe who will feel broke making $5 million a year? We don’t have all the answers, but we promise a really fun and cheeky episode.

David's Substack is Sparks From Culture where he writes weekly essays focused on aspects of wealth and status. Beauty, Class, and Wealth was a recent essay.

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Eva and Caroline sound off about how June is the hardest month of the year. How is anyone supposed to balance the endless demands — from school moving up day, end-of-year performances, and class picnics to after-school recitals and awards ceremonies — while smiling and capturing all the "special" moments? There's no time to savor anything, let alone the big milestones like preschool graduation or completing junior year, when we also have to answer 182 emails and navigate all the school and activity websites just to make sure we don't miss any of the 17 events we're expected to attend. Oh, and don't forget to fill out forms for September 2026! Did summer even start yet?

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Eva and Caroline give you the scoop (fat-free, of course) on their complicated relationship with food and how society's obsession with being skinny has evolved over the years. You don't need to be diagnosed with anorexia or bulimia to have disordered eating. From fat-phobic parents and "almond moms" to the insane pressure of our Upper East Side bubble where thin equals winning, it's virtually impossible not to raise a disordered eater. Still torturing yourself by trying on every pair of "skinny jeans" after gaining 5 pounds? Do you order like Sally in When Harry Met Sally? "Sauce on the side!" Then you will love this episode. And good news -- it's full of humor and calorie-free.  😉

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This week, we’re talking all things dating with Alexa Hakim Moinian — the genius behind FACE2FACE, which changes the way people think about modern dating with in-person curated Dating Events (yes, she is responsible for 10+ marriages!). From confidence as a secret weapon to the importance of hobbies, grooming, and never letting a man brag or split the bill, we’re diving into dating dos, don'ts, WTF moments, and what makes someone truly alluring. We share how we met our husbands, how social media has changed dating, and the difference between standards and unrealistic expectations. And Caroline shares how she manifested her "twin flame," not to be confused with a soul mate. Whether you're already married or ready to find your perfect match... this is a conversation you don't want to miss.

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