Omar and Tlaib and true anti-Semites. The New York Times admits they should be covering them, but aren’t. The Portland protests are covered, but not fairly. The Philly shooting says something is wrong in America, and it’s not the guns. TSA employee mocks a passenger. Hong Kong and Russian protests are growing stronger. There’s a defecation crisis in LA and San Francisco. But there wasn’t during the depression when homelessness was greater. Why? A University of South Dakota law school program says whites are “taking up space.” Jason Tiller lists the left’s Top Ten Contradictions. Small penises are a thing. Seriously. And how often do you change your underwear?

Christian Toto joins Michael to talk about the intersection of Hollywood, politics, ​and culture. It’s our little corner of intersectionality. And, because it’s Friday, Michael has some weird, and stupid, stories.

The mayor of San Jose proposes gun owners buy liability insurance. What could possibly be wrong with that idea? CNN has OCD about impeachment. Bill Nye wants to be a millionaire. I thought progressives were opposed to millionaires and billionaires. San Antonio ICE facility shot at. Where’s the condemnation? Tom Steyer enters the Democrat nomination fray and it ticks off the other contenders. Grab the popcorn. 57 miles of new border wall goes up near San Diego and its working. Brittany Spears goes to Target. Who cares? Project Veritas and ​Google whistleblower. What’s really going on here? Congressman Steve King says something really stupid. Judge for yourself. A town in Sweden has four rapes over the weekend. What do the cops say? Do you need an emotional support pig? And the best/worst story of the day - the Chicago Tribune reports on a shooting in Chicago and it has Michael questioning their motives.

Chris Cuomo is upset someone called him Fredo, and tries to claim it’s a racial slur. He’s full of crap. Senator Tim Scott explains why Donald Trump is not a racist. Hong Kong protests continue, using American flags. President Trump’s reaction is weak, at best, while Mitch McConnell’s reaction is perfect. Was there a mass shooting in Chicago over the weekend? 4 people died. That’s the definition, right? CNN goes nuts over plastic straws. A teenage girls comes to the US to lecture us about climate change. Guns and ammo go missing in South Africa. Where’s Barney Fife? Rats in LA, and I’m not talking politicians. National Health Service in the UK and a BBC reporter think fat people should die. Is a cashless society smart? Always carry some cash. Judge Napolitano on red flag laws. Global poverty is in decline but no one knows it. The National Rifle Association (NRA) is in deep trouble over financial scandals. If you’re a member you should be asking questions.

John Hickenlooper is on CNN trying to explain Colorado’s gun laws from 2013. Nobody talks about the corresponding increase in crime after they were enacted. The Trump administration​ announces new rules on immigrants who are “public charges” or receiving welfare. Michael is sure that will trigger lots of people. Biden’s gaffes are famous, but should we really care? Bernie Sanders says climate change is the greatest national security threat to the United States. The Castro brothers double down on doxxing Trump campaign donors. This is a very dangerous trend that is anti-liberty and anti-freedom. It needs to stop. A bride takes too much in and sharts in a $15K wedding gown. What a mess! Elizabeth Warren attacks the Second Amendment, while Tulsi Gabbard says WalMart has the right to decide whether or not sell guns. Warren wants on a tax on everything. And, a few taxpayer relief shots, including a nude man. Ugh!

At age 15 Robert Francis Beto O’Rourke was a member of the Cult of Dead Cow’s hack group. He wrote a paper about killing little girls. Should a red flag law have put him in a mental institution or taken away any guns he might have owned? Congressman Dan Crenshaw talks about red flag laws and Michael thinks​ he’s way off base. A guy walks into a Walmart and….No, not that guy. Another guy. Was he lawfully exercising his Second Amendment rights? Michael says no. Jeffery Epstein is found dead. What should we take away from his death? The Attorney General, Bill Barr, unwittingly tells us. Al Gore is back in the news about global warming and it seems he and ABC News are using propaganda to convince us. And, The Hunt movie gets canceled. Michael wishes it hadn’t been canceled.

It’s time to get away from all of the madness for at least one episode. So let’s listen to Jim Gaffigan, R D Mercer, the dummies at the Democratic Socialists of America; and, of course, Christian Toto. Hollywood in Toto on Friday.

Frank Figliuzzi explains what 8/8 means. Get ready for some real dumbassery on this one. Brian Williams and MSNBC just follow along. Twitter leaves Antifa threats up. Sarah Palin is back in the news with her libel suit against the New York Times. The Census Bureau doesn’t want to hire citizens. Woman fights off intruder with…grease. Zeeland, Michigan has dead windmills. Taxpayers are footing the bill. And the Democrat Socialists of America, redux. The gift that keeps on giving.

Michael is appalled that former Congressman Trey Gowdy is willing to “subrogate” his rights to be more secure. In other words, willing to trade liberty for security. So disappointing. Joe Biden wants an assault weapons ban. How did that work out last time? Michael gives you the stats. Migrants are leaving Mexico to go home, giving up on their attempts at asylum. Democratic Socialists of America hold their convention and its hilarious. Trump announces sanctions against Maduro in Venezuela. Joaquin Castro outs Trump donors. This is getting out of control. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is upset about a cardboard cutout photograph of her. So she sits the mob on teenage boys, only to delete the tweet. San Francisco now has toilets for the homeless, with attendants!

Michael describes a Wall Street Journal editorial about social alienation of young men and how that applies to gun violence. A murderous weekend in Chicago, and the national media is silent. Why? An Eritrean asylum refugee kills a German boy. German is fed up with refugees. The United Nations wants to outlaw hate speech. Their examples are outrageous. The Who Was It Show is hilarious. Andrew Yang wants a news ombudsman. That’s nuts. AOC’s chief of staff resigns and is now under federal investigation for campaign finance violations. I thought AOC wanted transparency and big money out of politics. Child abuse by climate alarmists has Michael mad. And FEMA water bottles discovered abandoned in Puerto Rico. Why doesn’t the media ask territorial and local governments instead of FEMA? And, a couple of taxpayer relief shots.