Michael cites CDC evidence that there is not an epidemic of gun violence in the United States. And, he discusses the media coverage of the shootings over the past 72 hours. Finally, someone threatens Michael on Twitter with murder, and Twitter doesn’t care.

Christian Toto and Michael Brown discuss The View and the stupidity that black people can’t be racist. Professor Behar shows her lack of intelligence. Chris Matthews says that black people will be exterminated by President Trump. No seriously, he says that. And, during Hollywood in Toto we discuss the new Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino films.

In a hilarious moment of hypocrisy,​ Elijah Cummings is heard in 1999 saying the same things about his congressional district as President Trump. Michael’s take on campaign contributions. Illegal alien purchases baby to cross the border. CA law would require presidential candidates to disclose tax returns. Babylon Bee sues Snopes. Grab the popcorn. AOC says rioting is justified. Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO) epitomizes the nanny state. 70-year-old woman jailed for feeding feral cats. A woman marries her dog. Farce! Milton Friedman’s birthday is this week and it’s time to hear him again, particularly in light of the Democrats’ debate, where they want a controlled economy.

Senator Ron Wyden goes to Juarez, finds a pregnant mother, and brings her to the U.S. so she can have an anchor baby. Why do we have birthright citizenship? It’s not the law. MSNBC & CNN lie about President Trump not being at Ground Zero on 9/11. Homeownership age is increasing steadily. Why? Amazon is causing pollution. Trump Straws Redux. California model curriculum is nutty. Woman pees on produce in Walmart while another puts hair remover in a bottle of conditioner. Charlamagne Tha​ God. Who’s that? He thinks blacks will end up in concentration camps. And South Africa continues its tradition of burning people with tire necklaces.

Michael is tired of the misinformation being spread about the 9/11 Victims Compensation Fund. He supports it for first responders, but not others. And, he wants to know what you think by going to his Facebook page. Antifa wants a civil war, but MoveOn.org says it’s Donald Trump pushing for a civil war. House Judiciary Committee continues to push for impeachment. There is now a cooling gel for your bra. Men​ think gifts. Some are suggesting we refreeze the Arctic to stop climate change. It doesn’t make sense to Michael. A killer amoeba is on the loose. But no reason to be scared. An asteroid passes earth and astronomers didn’t see it coming?

Michael talks about a new Trump Campaign video that describes AOC and the three amigos. There is a horrific story about Boko Haram and ISIS using children as suicide bombers. Yet Ilhan Omar asks for sympathy for ISIS members. Donald Trump's​ tweets about Elijah Cummings congressional district in Baltimore. It’s a lesson on how to interpret Trump’s tweets. Former Yankee Mariano Rivera is excoriated by the mainstream media for his Christian values. The Supreme Court rules in favor of border wall funding. MSNBC goes nuts over Trump. Guatemala capitulates on asylum rules. Satanic Temples have their own radio programs.

Michael and Christian dissect The View, of course. A woman gets cold fries at McDonalds. Smart diapers are a thing. And, Hollywood in Toto.

I watched the Mueller hearing so you wouldn’t have to. Here’s a take you probably won’t get elsewhere. Remember Trump telling those congressmen to “go back where they came from?” Guess who else said that​ but to Trump? I hate spam phone calls. Especially when I’m recording. Ilhan Omar hates white men. Gee, is that racist or what? A fight over bananas in Venezuela should be a lesson for Americans. And, seems there’s some anarchy in New York City.

Michael talks about the blackout in Venezuela and electromagnetic pulse attacks. Closed captioning is being used by Generation Z to deal with their ADD. Lawful gun owners are the least likely to commit crimes and the Washington Post admits that. A mass shooting in Tokyo? I thought they didn’t happen there. Sebastian Gorka was subjected to “go back to where you came” in 2017 and no one cared. Bernie Sanders can’t think of anything good about Elizabeth Warren. Fireworks and a Darwin award.

Michael has had too much caffeine this morning and can’t understand what Nancy Pelosi is saying. What is NAACT? Is that the same as the NAACP? Term limits. Good or bad? Rashida Tlaib wants to give money to people who didn’t earn it, from people who did earn it. Isn’t that redistribution of wealth? Cory Booker compares President Trump to George Wallace. Enough with the racism analogies, please. Elizabeth Warren thinks we’re in bad shape economically. Can she read? Nextdoor website is stupid. Berkeley abandons free speech for Newspeak. Buffalo, New York is the new Democratic Republic of the Congo. Who’s next?