Why is everything described with hyperbole now? Giant wasp nests? And earthquakes the likes of which you’ve never experienced before - because you just moved to California? Jim Beam Whiskey gets destroyed. Sad! The ice cream licker probably won’t be prosecuted. And, a woman eats cake in a Walmart. Let’s go to Walmart? MAGA hat wearer gets screamed at and Ben Smith has the best retort. We could all learn from Ben Smith for once.

Campus Reform has a video of students who say they don’t think the United States is the greatest country in the world. There’s one exception and Michael really likes him. Kamala Harris calls President Trump a “predator.” Michael Eric Dyson says the Betsy Ross Flag is the equivalent of a swastika. And, Christian Toto joins Michael for another edition of Hollywood in Toto.

Michael gets into a battle on Twitter over the CBP Private Facebook group exposed by Pro Publica. Why is that people only accept speech they like, when in fact unpleasant speech is protected, too.

Oreos is virtue signaling and it’s sad. Why does Megan Rapinoe of U.S. Women’s Soccer insist on dissing the “American” team she represents? Fareed Zakaria slips into the truth about asylum seekers. Jeh Johnson tells the truth about unaccompanied minors in cages. And, a couple of classic taxpayer relief shots.

Rats infect city hall. Real rats, not human rats! E-cigs get banned. What do you think are the unintended consequences? Teens listen to the debates. Who cares? Jimmy Carter is losing it. Antifa riots in Portland are going to get people killed. Where were the cops? Michael explains the Census question Supreme Court decision. Sun tattoos are a thing. And Robert Francis O’Rourke claims God doesn’t control nature.

Michael watched 5 minutes of the debate and couldn’t take it anymore, so he and his grandson watched Blazing Saddles! And, Christian Toto joins Michael for Hollywood in Toto.

Michael provides a constitutional law primer on jury selection and Justice Thomas’ dissenting opinion excoriating Justice Kavanaugh and the left’s racial, identity politics. Michael wants your suggestions on solving the border crisis. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez uses other peoples’ money for everything. Google is violating election laws and engaging in election collusion. Flatulence. Yes, flatulence.

Michael discusses at length the problem of the border crisis and how no one is offering a realistic solution. He describes in detail the logistical and legal nightmare of housing and feeding migrants. Mexico has sent troops to its southern and northern borders. But so what? The real question is, what are they doing? That story about kids developing horns from smartphones? Fake news. Michael explains why. And, a classic taxpayer relief shot.

Michael talks about an Egyptian Iman who issued a fatwa on wife beating. Eater (the website) proposes throwing food at people​ but doesn’t recognize that as an assault and battery. Nancy Pelosi tells a group she opposed interior enforcement of immigration laws. What happened to the rule of law? Maxine Waters is back, and she’s supporting Iran. New York City transit offers a lesson in broken windows theory. There is a “gay rock” that has homeless people upset in San Francisco. Know what “TERF” means? Neither did Michael. The NBA Commissioner opposes the term ownership. Which is stupid. And Michael asks, what do we really own in the digital world?

Michael talks about Biden and how the Democrats want​ his gaffes. Ilham Omar (D-MN) commits immigration fraud. Bernie Sanders won’t deport criminal illegal aliens. Knitting is apparently part of white supremacy. Deodorant is part of the patriarchy. Dr. Choo says white people are exhausting. Hope I don’t end up in her ER. Senator Hirono admits to being confused. She shouldn’t be. Jussie Smollett back in the news. And, a couple of taxpayer relief shots.