Michael Garza

Is Dame Time no more in Portland? We may honestly be looking at the end of an era in Portland and I appreciate everything Damian Lillard has done for my favorite team, but he understands it's time to go and I do not blame him one bit.

This is an incredibly bold statement but someone has to make it.   I am excited to bring to you my theory called the 60/40 rule of investing and how it can be implemented in the stock market from your favorite broker account.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, let's teabag the fed and demolish the IRS by taking an upper decker in all of their toilets.

The god honest truth is we are in a pre-recession. We have become a country of debt and it is getting out of hand. 

If we are not careful, we will see too much government interference in the people's lives disguised as a helping hand. 

Please know, I am not anti government, I am anti big government and the reality is our government is too fucking big. 

I don't know if these two things are correlated, but after I received the Covid-19 Pfizer vaccine, I suddenly had an increased sexual attraction to Joe Biden.

I used to believe conservatives were right about a lot of things, however, my mind has changed and believe capitalism is the root of all evil. 

I am a super socialist now because even though it will make everyone equally poor, the most important thing to note is that under socialism, we will all be in poverty together. 

Please get the Covid-19 vaccine and hopefully you will become a super social justice communist who thinks everyone is a nazi on the basis of their skin color. 

I am an absolute sell out and have decided to make a reaction video to the latest Millennial Money episode. As you are all aware, I cannot stand most of these Millennial gurus, except Andrei Jikh, he actually teaches sound investing practices on his channel along with Graham Stephan. 

When it comes to Meet Kevin and Jeremy, I believe they are the biggest hack jobs in the history of money gurus I have ever witnessed. I hope you enjoy this hilarious yet truthful commentary on this video. 

#Success #Happiness #Wealth #Fulfillment #Life

The one thing I know most of all is I can pull happiness out of myself with no problem. Mainly because I know I am lucky to be alive and to be human, what are the odds? That is enough for me to smile and continue to live my life the way I want to live it. 

I learned recently it is great to focus on what you are doing more than anything else. We are so focused on what our family, friends, or neighbors are doing which does not allow you to get anything worth while accomplished.

I recommend focusing on being happy with who you are and think big, as big as you possibly can because you deserve a better life than the one you are living even if you are living a fantastic one.

Last note, the secret to living is giving and I know this first hand, so continue to give what you can without giving away everything you have in this life. You can never go broke giving to others :)