Quick, Let's Get Out Of Here, Side Two, read by Michael Rosen

The yucky things your brother does, the annoying things your parents say, the funny things you feel. Michael Rosen shares some of his most momentous moments and secret secrets. Learn about The Great Battle of the Washing Up; how to be an expert, even if it's only because you can blow custard out of your nose; why Dad was hit by a tidal wave; and the real, true reason why Michael's brother's bed was sabotaged. 

CREDITS: 

Read by Michael Rosen.
Originally published by Scholastic.
Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 1983.

Quick, Let's Get Out Of Here, Side One, read by Michael Rosen

The yucky things your brother does, the annoying things your parents say, the funny things you feel. Michael Rosen shares some of his most momentous moments and secret secrets. Learn about The Great Battle of the Washing Up; how to be an expert, even if it's only because you can blow custard out of your nose; why Dad was hit by a tidal wave; and the real, true reason why Michael's brother's bed was sabotaged. 

CREDITS: 

Read by Michael Rosen.
Originally published by Scholastic.
Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 1983.

Centrally Heated Knickers, Side Four, read by Michael Rosen

Discover the weird and wonderful world of Martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology written by Michael Rosen. 

Side Four Contents: 


Physics:

Granma’s Hands
Floating High-rise
Cat’s Eyes
Wind-up Mouse
Periscope
Kaleidoscope
Shadow
He Pulled, We Pushed
Jumping Jack
High and Low Song
Christmas Tree Lights
Elastic
Grandad’s Airer
The Sun and the Moon
What’s the Time, Keith?
Faster and Faster
Fridge Magnets
Keep Warm, Keep Cool
Spoon Faces
Steamy Shower
It Must Have Dropped into the Street Below
Making Rainbows
Doorstep
Floating Balloon
Wooden Spoon 

CREDITS: 

Read by Michael Rosen.
Originally published by Penguin Books Ltd.
Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 2000.

Centrally Heated Knickers, Side Three, read by Michael Rosen
 
Discover the weird and wonderful world of Martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology written by Michael Rosen.

Side Three Contents: 


Chemistry:

Straining
Can You Feel It?
Bottle Bank
Grandparents’ House
Wooly Saucepan? Night-time Kitchen
Where Does the Bounce Come From?
Sleek Machine: Changes 1
Scoop-a-Gloop Changes 2
Tank Jacket
Simplicity of Electricity
Some Thoughts about Eggs: Changes 3
Berlam Bam Boola: Changes 4
Pouring
Chippy Breath
Button Box - Sorted!
Making Jelly
Summer Leftovers
Salty Wave
The Solution
How Not to Make Mayonnaise
Cold Pickles, Warm Chutney and Hot Jam
Melting
Concrete Paw
Some Advice for You…
Barbecues
Chocolate 

CREDITS: 

Read by Michael Rosen.
Originally published by Penguin Books Ltd.
Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 2000.

Centrally Heated Knickers, Side Two, read by Michael Rosen
 
Discover the weird and wonderful world of Martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology written by Michael Rosen.

Side Two Contents: 


Design and Innovation:

A Speck of Dust
Crossing the Channel
Centrally Heated Knickers
Duvet Cover
Beneath my Feet
Thirsty Land
Cleaning Up
The Lone Survivor
Incredible Shrinking Car
Cow Shoes
Scary Sausage-fingers
Floating Bridge
Bugs
Building Blocks
Grey Eyes
Boogy Woogy Buggy
Sharing Pencils
Water Tunnel
My Supermarket Queue
Darren’s Car
Grandad’s Chair
Night Rides
Bag Words
Drizzy Fink
Mum’s Dead Coat 

CREDITS: 
Read by Michael Rosen.
Originally published by Penguin Books Ltd.
Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 2000.

Centrally Heated Knickers, Side One, read by Michael Rosen

Discover the weird and wonderful world of Martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology written by Michael Rosen.

Side One Contents: 


Environment:

Engine Oil
Lubricate the Joints
Growing Apples
How Humans Out-died
Wind Force
I Would Die Without
Cold Tomorrow
Footsteps
Acorn, Conker and Key
No Sun Day
Dirty T-shirt
Hot Pants
If You Make a Mess
Sun Sounds
Save It
Bypass
Blobbo
By Mashed Potato
Old Bag
Electricity
The News Today
Yellow Rock
Giants: a Riddle
The Yellow Door 

CREDITS: 

Read by Michael Rosen.
Originally published by Penguin Books Ltd.
Original text copyright © Michael Rosen, 2000.