We're back this week with a dantastic episod ethat we're really proud of! We breeze through the news and go straight into the triumphant return of Tim the Food Bitch! That's right! He's back and just as happily pissed as ever! This time around, he goes after Tortuga Tavern at the Magic Kingdom. After that madness is over, Josh tackles some rampant Disney urban legends and lays them to rest. And to round out the show, we finally make the ultimate list and rank the six state-side Disney parks form best worst, and the payoff at the end is one of the greatest moments in the history of our show. And as always, we finish up with some fantastic Listener Questions! So buckle up, this one is exciting!

This week we have a GLORIOUS grab-bag of topics, a plethora of points, and an overabundance of material! MyMagic+ changeups, something about world-wide theme park attendance, Josh talks about a highly anticipated Star Wars game from E3, Jake and Time review Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Jake offers up a fantastic entry of Just the Tip for those hot days in the parks, and we conclude it with our main topic: What if classic attractions were built in the modern day? Okay I lied, after that we REALLY conclude it with a fantastic round of Listener Questions. Enjoy this one! It's better than getting the clap...

Great googly moogly! We cover a blanket of topics this week! And it's a damn big blanket! Everything from Fetsival of the Lion King, to hobos, to Pandora, to Disneyland's 60th anniversary, to Marvel movies, Star Wars, Maleficent and oh my goodness it's like a sardine can of topics! And Tim's groceries. We learn a lot about Tim's grocery list. So hang on for this one, because it's guarenteed to make you giggle uncomfortably!