Jokes You Can Use:
I recently visited a Mental Asylum & I asked the director, "How can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?" He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water & we offer them a Teaspoon,a Teacup and a Bucket & ask them to empty the tub." I said, "I see...A normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?
Ruth_A_Buzzi Ruth Buzzi
I knew the Washington Monument would develop a crack problem in that neighborhood.
The U S Mail is considering dropping back to just 4 days a week next year. The other three days, mail will be carried by Jehovah's Witnesses.
Have a heart, Col. Qadhafi, before you leave town; please send all that old clothing back to the estate of Ethel Merman.
On Our Mind:
Starting of the school year.
Education and Election Reform
Eileen Award:
Ellizabeth S - iTunes comment
(I bet Principal Beth ROCKS!!!)
Advisory:
The Mindset List
http://www.beloit.edu/mindset/
Middle School Science Minute
by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or [email protected])
This middle school science minute is about the ELA common core standards in Writing and their relationship to science. The four areas of writing include: text types and purposes; production and distribution of writing; research to build and present knowledge; and range of writing. In this podcast, we look at the five reading standards that relate to science in grades 6 - 8 in the area of text types and purposes, with a special focus on writing arguments focused on science content.
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Chiquita Sweepstakes.
Starting August 15th, Chiquita, in partnership with Rio the movie, will celebrate back to school and healthy eating by giving away up to $5,000 in prizes!
The interactive site will give you and your students the tools to learn about healthy nutrition with FUN and original lesson plans, games, worksheets and more. The sweepstakes is open to all teachers from accredited schools in the U.S. Simply register your class at Chiquita.com/BananaBrain
http://www.chiquita.com/bananabrain/
Resources:
Monte Selby Free Song of the Week
Check out the Monte Selby web site. This week is a free song about Matter.
http://monteselby.com/Matter.mp3
Web Spotlight:
Understanding 9/11: A Television News Archive
by Richard Byrne
http://www.freetech4teachers.com/2011/08/understanding-911-television-news.html
Which Rules Are Worth Circumventing?
By Tina Barseghian
Rules are important in any civilized society. Without them, chaos would ensue. But some rules are worth questioning, especially when the consequences negate their very purpose.
http://mindshift.kqed.org/2011/08/what-rules-are-worth-circumventing/
"What Would You Attempt to Do If You Knew You Could Not Fail?"
http://lifehacker.com/5827067/what-would-you-attempt-to-do-if-you-knew-you-could-not-fail
Ten things every new teacher should know
By Meris Stansbury, Associate Editor
1. Focus on the positives, not the negatives.
2. Be clear in your student expectations.
3. Have a backup plan.
4. Students are not your BFFs.
5. Many times, you’ll find yourself alone.
6. Lashing out will get you nowhere.
7. Learn to put your foot down.
8. Teaching is often political.
9. Make friends with custodians and secretaries
10. Make sure your professors have experience with current instructional practices.
http://www.eschoolnews.com/2011/08/19/10-things-to-know-before-teaching/
ISTE 2011: What are we doing for our leaders?
PDF: http://mrmcgirr.com/page20/downloads/files/ISTE%20IT%20Leadership.pdf
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