An apple falls, and Chapter 143 blasts apart! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how hearing works, R-rated fantasy adaptations, and bottomless PMS hunger.

Inside you there are two wolves. One is reading the Hunger Games and the other one is listening to Chapter 142. Both of them want you to join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Katniss and Rue’s friendship, goose propaganda, and how to confidently kill a buffalo.

We somehow managed to invoke Ryan Gosling twice in Chapter 141, neither time in a plot-relevant way, so please enjoy. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss inflatable bird t*tties, eating honeysuckle, and wasps, again.

Chapter 140 arrives in a tiny parachute, because it’s a gift from our sponsors! Just kidding, we don’t have sponsors. But Katniss does, so that’s nice. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss wasps, wasps, and… wasps.

Get your bets on Chapter 139 in now before it gets shot a crossbow! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss gambling on fixed games, what constitutes a medium-sized tree, and where you might find a skunk.

Hurry and listen to Chapter 138 before a hovercraft comes to take its, um, corpse away! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the number of dees in a chickadee call, drinking blood (but not in a vampire way), and whether or not you should ask your sponsor for popcorn.

Don’t step off your pedestal until you’re ready to listen to Chapter 137, or you’ll be blown up!! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss various cornucopiae, several distinct water-related topics, and the potential meanings of cannonfire.

Chapter 136 is waiting on the roof for one last night of freedom. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss sassy book Peeta, the Let Go Threshold, and get a little too involved nerding out over implantable trackers.

Strap on your heels and practice your fake smiles, and join Chapter 135 on the interview stage! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss healing workplace injuries as an adult, the horrifying canonical timeline for the first Hunger Games, and the best discontinued recipes of Newfoundland eateries.

Cue up your podcatcher and dunk your porkchop in your wine, because it’s time for Chapter 134! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss reality TV producer mentality, edible plants (for the biology), and get way too deep into the environmental regulations of Panem.