Midnight Burger

Public Release 3/17/25

You didn't ask for it. We don't even know if you want it. But here it is anyway!

Courtesy of our dear Patron, Nick, here is The ÜberBlooper Reel, every blooper reel we have ever done!

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Cast:

Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez

Caspar - Joe Fisher

Ava - Finlay Stevenson

Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird

Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird

Leif - Tom Moorman

Young Leif - Evan Gulock

Lauren LeBlanc - Clementine

Kazi - Jessica Morris

Libuza - Shelly Darrington

Teta - Aubrey Ferguson

David - Quintin Jones Jr.

Krok - Karim Kronfli

Brodie - Alan Burgon

Borsh - Dr. Punt Gusher

Ixio - Dr. Lattice the Talking Doll

Philomena - Amber Dekkers

Fiona - Tess Segal

Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Episode art by Whisperdan

Music:

Baby Close Your Blue Eyes - James Clemons

Little, Happy Tune 22 by cabled_mess Id-335361 on freesound.org

Lachrimae, or Seaven Teares - John Dowland Perf. Solipsisti

Fantasia on a Theme - Tomas Tallis Perf. US Army Strings

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Boom.

Cast:

Verge - Cat Blackard

Eldin - Joe Fisher

Deidre - Tina Case

BertBert - Lauren Grace Thompson

Frank - Benjamin Burdick

June - Melody Bridges

Trinkett - Camille Smicker

Tavrok - Ian Ferguson

Doug - Keith Cable

Steve - Jessica Mudd

Celeste - Cooper Shaw

Lucian Thunderstruck - Himself

Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Radio Music:

Highland Hymn - Bonnie Grace

Neon Flame - Will Harrison

Open Minds - Johan Glossner

Printers Alley - Roots and Recognition

Abominable Love - Freescha

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"In the storm, in the calm, with you there..."

Cast

Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez

Caspar - Joe Fisher

Ava - Finlay Stevenson

Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird

Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird

David - Quintin Jones, Jr.

Leif - Tom Moorman

Kazi - Jessica Morris

Teta - Aubrey Ferguson

Libuza - Shelly Darrington

Fiona - Tess Segal

Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Art by Ariartcor

Music:

South of the Border - Dylan Joseph

Busy Feet - Sahara Skylight

Llego la Estrella (Instrumental Version) - El Equipo Del Norte

Samba Triste (Instrumental Version) - Clara Mendes

Onward Christian Soldier - Gotham's Favorites

The Holy City - Charles Hart

The Church in the Wildwood - Holy Trinity Male Quartette

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“Attention, people of Earth…”

Cast:

Frank - Benjamin Burdick

June - Melody Bridges

Celeste - Cooper Shaw

Deidre - Tina Case

Trinkett - Camille Smicker

Doug - Keith Cable

Steve - Jessica Mudd

Verge - Cat Blackard

Eldin - Joe Fisher

Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Theme Music by Ian Ferguson

Pagan morning prayer by Joshua Ramey-Renk

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"Get ready. Get set. Get out!"

Cast

Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez

Caspar - Joe Fisher

Ava - Finlay Stevenson

Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird

Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird

David - Quintin Jones, Jr.

Leif - Tom Moorman

Kazi - Jessica Morris

Teta - Aubrey Ferguson

Libuza - Shelly Darrington

Fiona - Tess Segal

Feudalism Guy, Announcer, Waiter - Dr. Punt Gusher

Betty, Edith - Dr. Lattice the Talking Doll

Sunny the Stagg - Jessica Mudd

Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Episode art by Existentially Exhausted Bean

Music:

Hip Hop Rock Song - Def Lev

Majestica - Edgar Hopp

Eye of the Newscaster - Out to the World

Titans - Dream Cave

Final Discoveries - Jon Sumner

Stand for Truth - Reynard Seidel

Mover - Carvings

Home Straight - Jon Bjork

String Quartet No. 2 In D Major, K. 155_ I. Allegro - W. A. Mozart

Symphony No.5 in E minor Op.64 - IV. Andante maestoso - P.I. Tchaikovsky

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-Show Notes Redacted by the US Military-

Cast:

Benjamin Burdick as Frank

Cat Blackard as Verge

Joe Fisher as Eldin

Camille Smicker as Trinkett

Keith Cable as Doug

Melody Bridges as June

Tina Case as Deidre

Randi Spears as Private Kennedy

Cooper Shaw as Celeste

Jessica Mudd as Steve

Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Theme music by Ian Ferguson

Episode art by Existentially Exhausted Bean

Verge’s Music:

Adominable Love (sic) by Freescha

Bar Music:

Summer Strum by American Legion

Big Leaf by Roy Edwin Williams

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“Evil exists in the world not to create despair but activity.”

-Thomas Malthus

Cast:

Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez

Caspar - Joe Fisher

Ava - Finlay Stevenson

Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird

Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird

Leif - Tom Moorman

Fiona - Tess Segal

David - Quintin Jones, Jr.

Teta - Aubrey Ferguson

Kazi - Jessica Morris

Libuza - Shelly Darrington

Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Episode Art by PeriPapaya

Music:

Dance of the Flutes - Tchaikovsky - Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra

Symphonie Pathétique- Tchaikovsky - New York Philharmonic Orchestra

Reel Two Reel - Auxjack

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“Even the Christians who cut down the sacred groves must have felt the loss, because they built their cathedrals with soaring columns like the trunks of trees and with vaulted ceilings ribbed and fanned like the canopy of a forest, and every where, in unexpected places, they carved the head of the Green Man–spirit of nature–peering out of his leafy dell, beautiful and challenging.” - Moyra Caldecott

Cast:

Ben Burdick - Frank

Camille Smicker - Trinkett

Ian Furguson - Tavrok Stormbringer

Joe Fisher - Eldin

Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Music by Ian Ferguson

Art by Existentially Exhausted Bean

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