Midnight Flix

Pat and Adam find out which X-Files character they best resemble as they attempt to separate fact from fiction and discuss 1982's, The Entity.  It's directed by the same dude who would go on to make 1992's hit drag comedy, Ladybugs!  Talk about a career arc.

It's the home stretch of Season 1 with only 3 episodes left!  Pat and Adam are demanding fast food breakfast after the cutoff time and watching Joel Schumacher's controversial 1993 thriller, Falling Down.  Pat finds solace in a good old fashioned fish-out-of-water story, Adam is conflicted with all the angry white male vibes in the movie, and why/how in the hell did they move London Bridge to Lake Havasu anyway?  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.

Pat and Adam are back in the saddle and asking themselves WWJCD (What Would John Carpenter Do)?  As part of such, it only seemed all-too appropriate to watch and discuss 1976's Assault on Precinct 13.  Is vanilla twist a cone worth dying over?  What game of chance would you want to play if your life depended on it?  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.

Pat and Adam are returning to the William Lustig well and pulling up a bucket of mayhem as they watch 1980's underground slasher hit, Maniac!  It's like the Summer of Sam but all the victims are department store mannequins.  Why do horror movie victims keep hiding out in bathroom stalls?  Also, what's the gnarliest way you could kill yourself?  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.

Pat and Adam are burning a Gadsden flag and watching 1971's seminal martial arts smash hit, Billy Jack!  Bootlickers be warned, cause BJ don't take no shit.  Pat learns that there's actually nary a roundhouse kick to be found in this movie.  Alternately, Adam pops his BJ cherry for the first time and learns all about the OG social justice warrior.  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.

It's back-to-back weeks of apocalyptic mayhem, but this time Pat and Adam are returning to land and discussing 1981's, The Road Warrior.  Are assless chaps a comfortable wasteland garment?  How does a feral child go from completely illiterate to a Rhodes Scholar?  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.

Pat shows Adam one of his favorite movies from childhood and it creates a rift this pod may never recover from!  We're talking all about 1995's bloated blockbuster flop, Waterworld.  Is mid-90's Costner the biggest dickhead of all time?  Who remembers the captain of the Exxon Valdez, cause we sure don't!  Also, what do Tina Majorino and Joe Pesci have in common?  The answer may surprise you!  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.

Pat and Adam recognize Roman Polanski as being a predatory rapist pedophile shitlord, but compartmentalize those feelings to review 1965's Repulsion.  How many motifs is too many motifs?  Also, why exactly is Carole in the crosshairs of every proto-mansplaining bloke in London?  On tonight's finger lickin' good episode, Pat and Adam are watching Kathryn Bigelow's horror western hybrid, 1987's Near Dark.  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.

On tonight's finger lickin' good episode, Pat and Adam are watching Kathryn Bigelow's horror western hybrid, 1987's Near Dark.  Pat can't help but make comparisons to the 90's Bulls, and Adam confesses to being a vampire goth in his youth.  Also, we're pretty sure despite technically being a child, that Homer is still a huge pedo.  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.

In honor of the late great Stuart Gordon, the boys sat down to watch 1995's Castle Freak.  Ada takes great umbrage with the title, while Pat searches high and low for a penis.  Also, Jeffrey Combs may or may not have ever been drunk in his life before.  Plus...The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable and a rundown of our awards categories.