Lan and Salt M. Bank, rascals they are, skip over intros to get to the important questions: what do other Canadian college professors think of Jordan Peterson? Can a white boy convert to Islam? Is Yakuza 0 one of the best video games ever? And is comics criticism even worth doing? All this and more are discussed on this raw take. A warning, possibly a threat: if just one person likes this episode we'll put some actual production value into the next one, like introducing ourselves, adding in some music, that kind of thing. Thanks for listening!