Midnight Marinara

In keeping with tradition, David and Dead Palette read shorter pasta and thus make a shorter episode... with a shorter description.

"The Expressionless" is credited to Ivysir; "White With Red" is unknown. Read along to both here and here.

Someone has left the light on for David, Dead Palette and Kaela in this story of an unusual neighbor with some curious late-nights habits. Will this reading be a welcoming glow, or will it leave us all in the dark?

"The Lights in the House Below" is credited to Aja. Read it here.

Starving college boy meets manic pixie dream girl. Boy makes small talk. Girl promises anything. Boy lets Girl take him on a journey into a nightmare...

Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) David King and Sparrow Rayne.

Based on the original story by Slimebeast. Read it here.

Opening theme by John King; additional music by Kevin MacLeod.
Mixed and edited by David King.

Do not adjust your listening device: we are in control. David, Dead Palette and Kaela gather for a shorter, more obscure story about a macabre hijacking of the regularly scheduled TV programming for Seneca, South Carolina. Will it have them glued to their seats in anticipation, or will they simply change the channel?

"Broadcast Interruption" is credited, oddly, to 4chan and just 4chan. You can read along here.

David and special guest Peyton Pearson ("Red Sky at Night," "Yo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog," "String Theory") try to celebrate May 4th with a Star Wars pasta. They are sadly led astray...

"The Jawas" is credited to J. Fenris. Read along here.

"Time to get up and get shopping!"

Written by Slimebeast. Read it here.

Music by Kevin MacLeod
Mixed and edited by David King

A Creepypasta based on a made-for-TV Nickelodeon movie? How droll. David and Dead Palette are on the case fresh after watching Cry Baby Lane, to see if this story holds any weight.

"Cry Baby Lane" is uncredited. You can read along here.
You can listen to your hosts raw commentary on the film here.

Martin wakes up one morning to find countless strings tied between the people and things he encounters, and is seemingly ignored for his lack of connecting twine. After untying his friend Lucy, he realizes that perhaps there is more to these mysterious strings than just a prank...

Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) Peyton Pearson, Katie Patterson and Emma Goddard.

Based on the original story credited to Tesla. Read it here.

Opening theme by John King; additional music by Kevin MacLeod and Freeplay Music.
Mixed and edited by David King.

David, Kaela and Slimebeast have ordered a dubious dish from that arcade/pizzeria "where a kid can be a kid." What horrors could a story set among creepy animatronic animals and dirty play structures contain? Unfortunately, none of the above apply...

"The Real Chuck E. Cheese" is uncredited. You can read along here.

David and Slimebeast read a pair of stories dealing with a couple of Creepypasta "icon" characters, the sort that inspire fan works across the net: Eyeless Jack and the Seed Eater.

"Eyeless Jack" has an unknown author. "Through the Trees" is apparently credited to Orfy666.