Midnight Society Rejects

At long last, the return of Sardo! ("No, Mister, accent on the 'do'!"). Join Sarah and B.J. for a recap about a "little door" (or should we say a pair of little doors) in an episode we like to call (and in fact, which is called) "The Tale of a Door Unlocked."

What's your most valuable possession? And what would it take to part with it? Join Sarah and BJ as they discuss John F. Kennedy commemorative pins, retro chairs, body image, the secret to happiness, and, of course, an episode that will make you rethink what matters in this wacky, wild world that we call home.

What makes a good unexpected visitor? Probably nothing! Join B.J. and Sarah as they reflect on some of their own real-life unexpected guests (ahem, we're looking at you, Christopher Columbus), and then stick around for the recap of an episode jam-packed with odd-couple friendships, satellites, music beamed into space, golden spider webs, extraterrestrial entities, and lots of really weak passwords for top-secret projects.

Do you love mean counselors? Boys adventuring in the woods? And a level of cultural appropriation that only the 1990s (and everything before and probably after) could provide? Join BJ and Sarah for some cringe-worthy conversation on an episode that, shall we say, has not aged terribly well. Lend an ear to "The Tale of the Manaha."

You know how it is: your little brother wins the science fair, it’s your birthday, your parents make you babysit—and then a sinister spirit awakens, leaving you to clean up the mess?

Neither do we. But Gwen sure does.

Tune in as Sarah and BJ talk buffets (again), talents, and why this may be one of the wackiest episodes in Are You Afraid of the Dark? history.

Sarah and BJ are back to talk lakes, jukeboxes, time warps, and why you should never shame a child for not knowing how to swim. Also: water wings never hurt anyone.

Don't touch that dial; don't select that song. Instead, listen in for “The Tale of C7.”

Sarah and B.J. are back! Again! Because it's Thursday and what else are they doing? This week, they discuss the finer points of Alcatraz escapes, ponder the relationship of stepbrothers, and recap "The Tale of Prisoners Past" which features a pair of (you guessed it!) stepbrothers who have a ghost to deal with in a prison a little (dare we say a lot?) like America's most famous island clink. Tune in. Then throw away the key.

Radios, hearses, and guest stars—oh my! Join Sarah and BJ for a star-studded and surprisingly deep episode of Midnight Society Rejects as they recap “The Tale of Station 109.1,” featuring a young Ryan Gosling and the unforgettable Gilbert Gottfried. Listen in as Sarah and BJ ponder what might come next after you step through the doors of eternity…

When Cindy enters the Elysian Beauty Salon, she gets more than just a makeover…

Join BJ and Sarah as they recap “The Tale of the Mystical Mirror.” Along the way, they discuss pudgy pies, body dysmorphia, and why looks can kill… not really, but that seemed like a good turn of phrase.

So grab your hair rollers, and [insert other beauty supplies here] and tune in for another strange romp down memory lane with The Midnight Society Rejects!

Ever wonder what BJ had on his high school class ring? You’re about to find out...

Join Sarah and BJ as they discuss symbols, signs, and why ghosts keep obsessing over unfinished business from, like… we don’t know… 75 years ago. Also: why does this show love aunts so much? Write in if you're an aunt.

Tune in to this week’s episode, “The Tale of the Jagged Sign.”