Listen in as Sarah and B.J. dig through the paraphernalia of their past—from Timex watches to hemp necklaces—before recapping “The Tale of the Long Ago Locket.” Featuring Will Friedle (of Boy Meets World fame), a Revolutionary War Minuteman, unrequited love, poorly tossed Frisbees, awkward teenage kissing, and plenty of that ’90s nostalgia you've come to tolerate. Enjoy!

Join B.J. and Sarah as they discuss invasions of privacy, reveal the last person Sarah held hands with (seriously—who is Alex?), and explain why you should never, under any circumstances, mess with the dead. Especially the nautical dead. All this and more as they recap Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode “The Tale of the Water Demons.”

Sarah and B.J. talk about their second favorite subject (after cauliflower pizza): libraries! What is it about libraries that allows these places to find their way deep into our hearts? And why won’t B.J. ever return his overdue books? And who here misses the old days when you'd just write your name on a little card and that was how you checked out a book?

Anywhoo, none of that has a ton to do with the episode, minus the locale. Tune in for “The Tale of the Quiet Librarian,” featuring what may be the creepiest scene in all of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" history.

Shush up and listen in as they explore “The Tale of the Quiet Librarian.”

"Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink!" Does this apply to the episode? Not entirely, but it sounded like a hook that vaguely involves pirates! Sarah and B.J. are back to share about the stunning conclusion of Are You Afraid of the Dark's first-ever two-parter! Hope you like treasure!

Join BJ and Sarah, back after a long hiatus, as they kick off Season 4 with Are You Afraid of the Dark episode “The Tale of Cutter’s Treasure, Part 1.”

Shiver your timbers, if you dare, as a mysterious spyglass locked inside an old pirate chest (and an appearance from Sardo!) sends two brothers on a dangerous quest involving the legendary pirate Cutter. Treasure? Curses? Ghost pirates? Honestly, we’re just trying not to get dragged to the bottom of the sea.

What if a computer virus came to life? Hate to break it to you… one already did.

Sarah and B.J. are back by (un)popular demand to kick off Season 4 of The Midnight Society Rejects. This week: the real issues of our time—Windows, DOS prompts, Old Navy, and Arizona jeans.

It’s chaotic. It’s questionable. It’s exactly what you signed up for. Listen in for "The Tale of the Renegade Virus."

In the Season 3 finale of Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Sarah and B.J. put all the ingredients together for an episode they like to call “The Tale of the Dangerous Soup.”

Listen in as they chat about childhood traumas (attics, anyone?) and how ’90s fears are, well, a little different than today’s. This episode has it all: Neve Campbell, the return of Dr. Vink, and plenty of questionable soup.

What happens when two brothers try to buy their mom the dumbest birthday present imaginable? And what happens when one of those brothers is…kind of a huge jerk? And what happens when that terrible gift turns out to be a crimson clown?

In this week’s episode, “The Tale of the Crimson Clown,” things get weird fast.

Along the way, we also tackle an age-old question: how do you actually pronounce the word “crimson”? Who’s right—Sarah or B.J.? You decide.

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Ever wonder what quicksilver really is? Where the Creature of Darkness lives? And why, in the early ’90s, the only foolproof way to meet your crush was by “accidentally” dropping your history book beneath their locker?

Let’s be clear: the big takeaway from this episode is that it stars Tatyana Ali. The other big takeaway? Always test your smoke alarm.

Submitted for your approval, we call this story: “The Tale of the Quicksilver.”

In this week's episode, BJ and Sarah spend an inordinate amount of time discussing their childhood crushes. It gets weird. But then, following that car crash of a detour down memory lane, they get down to business discussing the ghostly dream girl of this week's episode. If you like bowling alleys, flashbacks to indeterminate time periods, and brother and sisters who are, um, maybe a little too close, then this is the episode for you. Submitted for your approval, we call this story, "The Tale of the Dream Girl."