Quick Rundown / Summary
Chris and Eric kick off another unplanned hour of pure chaos with zero agenda and maximum vibes. We start with Super Bowl hangover thoughts—who actually won, does it matter, but that streaker getting yeeted mid-field? Chef’s kiss. Absolute hero energy.

From there it’s classic Mid Thought Crisis nonsense: high school basketball stories that prove every generation thinks the next one is soft, rage bait on social media (because getting mad for likes is apparently a full-time job now), and why news coverage is just drama porn with a byline.

We roast the polarizing state of entertainment, give Green Day props for still bringing it for pregame, then spiral into the weirdest news drops—monkeys loose in St. Louis causing absolute mayhem (AI fake pics making it 10x funnier), Eddie Bauer’s never-ending bankruptcy saga (Catalyst Brands? Hard pass, we’re not optimistic), and the drone that finally caught the serial park pooper. Peak 2026.

We close out with straight-up Waffle House worship (for Eric...Chris still hasn't been)—because nothing screams “I’ve made it through life” like scattered, smothered, covered hashbrowns at 3 a.m. Same energy as always: we talk about everything, commit to nothing, and somehow still end up here.

Key Takeaways (take with a grain of salt)

• The Super Bowl streaker is the real MVP—brought back some much-needed chaos.
• Every generation is convinced their high school sports were tougher. We’re all lying.
• Rage bait is just emotional clickbait. We hate it and we keep falling for it.
• Media picks the loudest story, not the real one. Shocking.
• Entertainment is so polarized now even Green Day feels like a culture war battleground.
• Eddie Bauer has been bankrupt more times than we’ve had bad takes (and that’s saying something). Catalyst ain’t saving it.
• Monkeys on the loose + AI-generated proof = the internet we deserve.
• Drones are now busting poop bandits in parks. Technology is officially out of control.
• Waffle House isn’t a restaurant—it’s a lifestyle, a safe space, and probably the only thing keeping late-night America together.
• Nostalgia hits hardest when you’re staring at a plate of hashbrowns at an ungodly hour.
• Humor is the only sane response to how absurd everything has gotten.

Sound Bites

• "Don't go to Catalyst."
• "I feel vindicated, yes."
• "It's so polarizing."

Chapters (approximate—scroll at your own risk)
00:00 – Intro + Super Bowl reflections (streaker appreciation begins)
03:00ish – High school basketball generational beef
05:50 – Rage bait and why social media is a dumpster fire
08:40 – Sports fandom, news nonsense, and cultural observations
11:40 – Monkeys loose in St. Louis (the chaos we needed)
28:00 – Eddie Bauer bankruptcy round 50 (retail tragedy porn)
33:00 – Outdoor brands, celeb partnerships, and why it’s all weird now
47:00 – Public reactions, streaker love, and the absurdity of it all
57:45 – Drone vs. serial pooper: the news story of the year
01:03:50 – Waffle House nostalgia (the real emotional core)
01:05:00 – Outro: we’ll do better next time (we won’t)

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

Quick Rundown / Summary
Chris and Eric once again dodge total technical annihilation (shoutout Riverside for the weekly heart attacks) and proceed to waste an hour-plus talking about literally whatever pops into our heads.

Family chaos? Check.

Weather being wrong for the 47th year in a row? Yup.

Skiing with kids turning into a frozen disaster movie?Obviously.

Then we get derailed into the Ohio Supreme Court’s groundbreaking ruling that “boneless wings” can, in fact, have bones—shocking no one except maybe the chicken.

We worship at the altar of Waffle House (except Chris, who has somehow made it through life without ever setting foot in one… we’re still processing that betrayal to all of humanity).

Mascot roasts, rapid-fire news: Florida iguanas falling out of trees like scaly hail (FWC says “free loot, just don’t get bit” - Chris was way off...they're very invasive), the bizarre Foreign Language Syndrome thing where anesthesia might turn you into a sudden French speaker, and the pinnacle of human achievement—Columbia Sportswear and Breakside Brewing making a beer with bear-poop-infused water. Because 2026 marketing said “hold my beer… literally.” (For the record Eric's all in on this beer...send him a sixer and he'll love you forever)

We close out by clowning on the Grammys for being a rich-people TED Talk with sequins. Same energy, zero plan, all vibes.

Key Takeaways (take 'em or leave 'em)

• Tech fails are our love language. We laugh, we cry, we keep talking.
• Adulting = juggling family/work until you just give up and podcast about it.
• Skiing: fun until Mother Nature yeets snow in your face.
• Boneless wings can betray you. The court said it’s fine. We disagree.
• Waffle House is a national treasure… which Chris has never experienced. He’s basically a culinary monk who’s never tasted hashbrowns scattered, smothered, covered. We’re planning an intervention. Eric's driving to Florida to remedy the situation.
• Florida’s cold snap = iguana piñatas. Grab a bag, claim your prize. (Very invasive)
• Foreign Language Syndrome: proof your brain is holding out on you.
• Bear poop beer is real. We’re all just living in the simulation now.
• Grammys: celebrities solving world problems from their infinity pools. Inspiring.
• People swallow the weirdest stuff. ER doctors have seen it all and deserve medals.

Sound Bites

• “We’re committed to you… unless the Wi-Fi ghosts us again.”
• “Chris has never been to Waffle House. I need a minute.”
• “Bear poop beer? That’s awful. Here’s your "BIG GAME" sponsor.”

Chapters (approximate, because who’s counting?)
00:00 – Intro, tech fails, immediate chaos
03:00ish – Podcasting is hard, send help
05:30 – Laughing through the pain + fake ad reads
08:00 – Weather lies, Groundhog Day is a fraud
11:00 – Ski trips: family fun or frozen regret?
17:00 – Pure, aimless banter
20:00 – Restaurant rants (Waffle House supremacy… Chris excluded)
29:00 – Boneless wings lawsuit: the hill we die on
40:00 – Rapid-fire nonsense: frozen iguanas raining down
46:00 – Foreign Language Syndrome: brain glitch of the week
52:00 – Bear poop beer – yes, we’re still talking about it
58:00 – Super Bowl marketing gone feral
1:03:00 – Grammys roast: tone-deaf anthems edition
1:21:00 – Outro: promises we won’t keep

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

This episode starts exactly where you’d expect: talking about ice (no not that one).

From there, we bounce through movies, nostalgia, snowstorms, and the strange way certain smells can instantly transport you back to childhood — whether you asked for that memory or not. We talk about old movies, why scripts used to matter more than spectacle, and how family routines and random moments tend to stick longer than the big ones.

Things take a turn when we get into injuries — including a very real, very painful broken nose — and why ignoring medical advice is usually a bad plan. We talk about pain tolerance, bad luck, and how casual moments somehow lead to the most memorable stories.

Then the animal content shows up. A raccoon gets drunk in a liquor store. A deer breaks into a bank. We try to understand animal behavior, panic responses, and why wildlife seems increasingly comfortable entering human spaces like it owns the place (let's face it, they do).

The episode wraps with a discussion that somehow feels both fascinating and unsettling: cloning pets. Sparked by Tom Brady cloning his dog, we talk through the ethical gray areas, whether a cloned pet is really the same animal, and why this feels like a line society is very casually stepping over.

It’s personal stories, nostalgia, injuries, animals behaving badly, and technology moving faster than our comfort level

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

This episode starts where most of our recent conversations seem to land: the NFL playoffs, strong opinions we didn’t plan to have, and questioning decisions that cost taxpayers way more than they should.

We get into the Bills, the new stadium, and the idea that somehow public funding for billion-dollar franchises keeps getting pitched as a good deal.

That naturally turns into a broader conversation about sports culture — mascots, rivalries, and the weird traditions we all accept without thinking too hard about them.

From there, things drift (because of course they do) into the world of messaging in sports. We talk about virtue signaling, slogans painted everywhere, and whether phrases like “Choose Love” on helmets and end zones actually do anything — or if they’ve just become background noise we’ve all stopped noticing.

The episode isn’t all football and frustration though. We share some friendship stories, laugh at how absurd sports economics can be (looking at you, baseball), and eventually land on one of the most Florida headlines imaginable: a deputy attempting to handcuff a runaway emu. Because no matter how serious the conversation gets, Florida is always ready to reset the tone.

It’s part sports talk, part cultural side-eye, and part reminder that sometimes the most memorable stories are the ones that absolutely don’t matter at all.

No hot takes.
No solutions.
Just mid-thought spirals, sarcasm, and an emu that refused to cooperate.

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

This episode starts the way most of our conversations do:
weekly life updates, family chaos, and fast food experiences that vary wildly depending on which location you’re brave enough to trust.

From there, we get into college football — underdogs, standout performances, and why the current state of the sport feels equal parts exciting and confusing.

Somewhere along the way, things take a turn into pop culture and news that probably didn’t need to be news. We talk about a bizarre viral sports moment, Daniel Stern’s legal trouble (yes, that Daniel Stern), and why certain stories feel way more entertaining than they should.

Then we hit what might be the most unhinged story of the episode: a 77-year-old man who survived three days trapped in a ravine… by drinking wine. Naturally, that spirals into reading audience comments, questioning reality, and debating where the line is between actual news and complete nonsense.

We also talk about parenting, friendships, future guests we’re teasing, favorite podcasts, music we keep coming back to, and plans to catch Alter Bridge live.

It’s a mix of life updates, sports takes, weird headlines, and the kind of conversations that start normal and slowly drift off the rails.

No structure.
No real plan.
Just us talking through it — mid-thought, as usual.

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

We start with a simple question that somehow turns into a full-blown investigation:

Who decided greeting cards should cost $7.99 and why are we all pretending that’s normal?

From there, things spiral — as they tend to do.

We talk about the slow, awkward death of the traditional mall in some regions of the country (how it's thriving in others), why food courts were secretly holding society together, and how outlet shopping somehow became just regular shopping with better lighting.

Then we pivot (hard) into movies. Specifically: why modern films feel like they’re built for the attention span of a gnat, how spectacle replaced storytelling, and why “trying” feels optional now. It’s not a film school rant — we promise.

Things get weirder from there. We talk about a guy who’s lived on a cruise ship for 25 years, the economics of never unpacking, and why that somehow makes more sense than most housing markets.

We also touch on outdoor hockey in Florida...yes Florida

Along the way, there are holiday reflections, family stories, mild nostalgia, and a general acknowledgment that the world keeps changing whether we like it or not — and we’re all just reacting in real time.

Nothing too serious.
Nothing too polished.
Just observations, sarcasm, and a few moments where we stop and go, “wait… is this actually better?”

If you’ve ever stood in a card aisle questioning your life choices, missed when malls were chaotic but alive, or wondered when movies stopped caring — this one’s for you.

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

This episode starts with us talking about the podcast itself and immediately proving we still don’t have it fully figured out.

From there, things take a hard left into winter hunting, family life chaos, and a story that raises more questions than answers involving a serial pooper at a golf course (yes, that’s a real thing and no, we don’t get closure).

Somehow we also get into AI and digital marketing, sports fights that feel way more dramatic than necessary, and why Bobby Bonilla is still getting paid to exist.

Somewhere along the way we try to solve the ails of winter driving with Cessna's...yes, Cessna's and end up cry/laughing.

At one point Philip Rivers comes up, along with the 44-year-olds NFL comeback, which leads to a spiral about aging, nostalgia, and pretending high school wasn’t that long ago.

We round things out questioning social norms (like wearing pajamas in public), revisiting who we thought we were versus who we actually became, and generally bouncing between topics with confidence we didn’t earn.

No structure.
No conclusions.
Just observations, side comments, and the kind of conversations that definitely didn’t need to be recorded — but were anyway.

If you like sarcasm, weird news, sports tangents, and mid-thought spirals that somehow keep moving forward, you’ll feel right at home.

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

This episode opens with technical difficulties, which is impressive considering we’ve done this before and still haven’t learned anything.

From there, we immediately abandon any structure and drift through dog stories that were absolutely not funny at the time, family life updates no one asked for, and the kind of conversations that start with “real quick” and somehow last an hour.

Food becomes the main character. Specifically chicken. Florida has a ton of chicken places, most of them rely on sauce to do the heavy lifting, and we develop strong, unearned opinions about tenders, sandwiches, and why consistency is apparently impossible even within the same fast-food chain. Customer service frustrations surface, patience evaporates, and we relive the universal experience of waiting way too long for food that was supposed to be “fast.”

Spicy food shows up. Peppers are discussed like classified information. Parenting choices around food are questioned. Briefly, we acknowledge hunting and wildlife topics before immediately losing interest and circling back to whatever felt more important at the moment.

Nothing is researched.
Nothing is resolved.
Several thoughts are abandoned halfway through.

This is not an informative episode.
This is not a helpful episode.

It is a very honest look at what happens when two people talk too long without stopping themselves.

If you’re here for polished takes or expert insight, this was a mistake.

If you enjoy sarcasm, bad food opinions, and conversations that absolutely could’ve ended sooner — congratulations, you’ve found your people.

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

This episode starts exactly where all good ideas do:
mid-thought and with zero planning.

We bounce from questionable survival stories to “how did that guy not realize he was injured?” territory, with plenty of side commentary about how the human body is both wildly durable and incredibly dumb.

There’s a bar fight, some delayed medical realization, a lot of “how is that possible,” and the usual spiral into realizing life is chaotic and we’re all just doing our best with bad information.

Nothing too serious.
Nothing too polished.
Just observations, sarcasm, and us asking “wait… WHAT?” more than once.

If you’re here for structure, this is not your episode.
If you’re here for laughs and mid-thought spirals — welcome home.

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

In this episode, Chris and Eric bounce between topics the same way Florida drivers bounce between lanes with no turn signal. We kick things off with some personal health updates — including an eye situation that may or may not involve Eric diagnosing himself with WebMD-level precision.

From there, the guys slide straight into Thanksgiving family chaos, complete with questionable driving decisions, emotional landmines, and the annual reminder normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

The conversation then takes a hard left turn into celebrity drama, where Eminem is apparently in a legal feud that absolutely none of us asked for but all of us are entertained by. Naturally, the guys also sprinkle in some poorly timed humor about serious news stories — because that’s how they cope, and honestly, same.

From there, it's a full send into ethics, science, and the future of humanity (because this podcast has range). Artificial wombs, gene editing, designer babies, pig heart transplants… basically everything you’d expect from two guys who somehow made a deep philosophical debate sound like a conversation you’d overhear at a Waffle House at 2 a.m.

Oh — and Eric drops some genuinely impressive trivia about nature and technology, proving once again that this podcast is at least 17% educational.

It’s chaotic. It’s thoughtful. It’s stupid. It’s surprisingly smart.

It’s exactly what you signed up for.

All the links:

https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

The knuckleheads on the POD:

Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher