Valentines Day is a magical made-up holiday for companies to sell things and break up the monotony of February. It also tends to be entirely one-sided in cis-gendered hetero relationships. Not the first time shrimp has swum in my belly button, and I doubt it'll be the last. 

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Todd Kast

Have you ever smelled like sex? Have you ever been asked by your mother if you were in the closet? This story may be for those select few who can sympathize. Anal sex has a distinctive smell...

Todd Kast

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Friends tend to take us places we don't want to go....but we try to have a good time anyway. Lots of drinking and lots of flirting lead to a golf ball and garden hose situation. Robbed or a prostitute? 

Be thankful this Turkey Day for a family that doesn't try to kidnap your Grandmother; and. then you have to go get her back. This story brought to you by dysfunctional families everywhere!

Todd Kast

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Random run-in with a prominent member of society, who contributes and donates to build a better society....for white people. Teaching skills come in handy outside the classroom as well. 

Todd Kast

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This story, I tell to my good friend Matt, is about my first week working at a summer camp as a camp counselor. It goes from a best friend being fired for negligence, to a kid who fucks a squirrel. You will just have to listen to it to find out if it was 'stuffed'.

Thomas Kast

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Have you ever been threatened by a random stranger? I tell my guest Matt all of the story, including the 2 years and 4-year after the original story. Let's just hope that there is nothing more to add to this story....in Memorium of Todd.

Thomas Kast

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Ever feel inadequate next to a dildo? Sexual awakenings happen on mundane Saturdays in the middle of the afternoon. Do you know what you need to get off?

Thomas Kast

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3 days into college, I went to a Frat party...heard about free alcohol, and then drunken shenanigans ensued, with no recollection at all.

Todd Kast

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Growing up I developed an unhealthy bias, but through friends that stick with you, I was coaxed out of it. This is a story of my encountered racism for the first time, a profiling incident that happened with me, and what my future has become during these times of racial inequality. 

Todd Kast

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