Miffs

Miffs

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  • Episode 69 - Lycaon Of Arcardia
    Miffmoths!   
     
    This week’s episode is the Ancient Greek version of a folklore tale we’re all familiar – The werewolf. The story features Lycaon, the child scarifying King of Arcadia who finds himself upsetting Zeus.  Zeus responds in the only way he knows how...going crazy, throwing thunderbolts and turning people into stuff. Matt and Dan also have their first ‘phone-in guest’; Alex, a man who has many stories about Matt as a teenager.
     

    Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you turned into wolf for with no reason behind it.  But that is the only reason. 

    MATT IS CURRENTLY FUNDRAISING FOR EDINBURGH FRINGE. The link is only open for a couple of weeks (if you are checking it out in the future  - please donate via Kofi or Patreon below instead). Please help support him and his stupid dreams. You can buy a wide range of silly shite from Indiegogo. Buy your rewards today.

    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/matt-hoss-edinburgh-festival-fringe-2019#/ 

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion!

    Matt is doing the Edinburgh Fringe. From 1-25th August he is doing his debut hour called "Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man" and it's a show all about Love and Romance (you know about it all too well). It's at Just The Tonic Meeting room at the Grassmarket Centre at 19.10. Please buy tickets in advance and tell all your friends about it! It's only £5.

    Buy your tickets today! 

    Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    49 min
  • Episode 68 - Niobe
    Mifflebats!   
     
    Rememeber those previous MIFFS episodes when the Gods smiled upon someone who made a mistake and then forgave them? Na, good joke right? This certainly isn't one of those episodes. Welcome to the myth of Niobe and her tragic story. Matt and Dan also discuss their university experience and Kent vegan festival. Matt also discusses whether he's a paedophile or not. (**Editor's note** Dan wrote this description. Just to clarify - Matt is not a paedophile. Matt)
     

    Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you accidently slagged off a god, and then they gave you unjustified retribution.  But that is the only reason. 

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion!

    Matt is doing the Edinburgh Fringe. From 1-25th August he is doing his debut hour called "Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man" and it's a show all about Love and Romance (you know about it all too well). It's at Just The Tonic Meeting room at the Grassmarket Centre at 19.10. Please buy tickets in advance and tell all your friends about it! It's only £5.

    Buy your tickets today! 

    Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    49 min
  • Episode 67 - Deucalion & Pyrrha

    It's raining Miffs! 

    Remember that famous myth where god created a flood and that guy had to build boat? No, not that one. This one, the Greek version where two young lovers are spared from a giant flood sent down from Mount Olympus to destroy humanity. Matt and Dan also discuss who win a flight between them.

     Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is dug up your mothers bones on a whim.  But that is the only reason. 

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion!

    Matt is doing the Edinburgh Fringe. From 1-25th August he is doing his debut hour called "Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man" and it's a show all about Love and Romance (you know about it all too well). It's at Just The Tonic Meeting room at the Grassmarket Centre at 19.10. Please buy tickets in advance and tell all your friends about it! It's only £5.

    Buy your tickets today! 

    Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    46 min
  • Episode 66 - The Danaides

    Captain Amiffsica! 

    Today’s MIFF features a story about twin brothers vying for their fathers kingdom. What’s unique about this story? Oh, maybe the fact that they each have 50 children and use them to do their dirty work. ‘The Danaides’ is a beautiful mix of Father vs Son, Brother Vs Brother and Cousin vs Cousin. Matt and Dan also discuss the recent Avenger’s Film and how Matt is in love with Thanos (no spoilers, don’t worry).

     Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you seen Avengers Endgame at 7am in the morning and drank tango.  But that is the only reason. 

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion!

    Matt is doing the Edinburgh Fringe. From 1-25th August he is doing his debut hour called "Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man" and it's a show all about Love and Romance (you know about it all too well). It's at Just The Tonic Meeting room at the Grassmarket Centre at 19.10. Please buy tickets in advance and tell all your friends about it! It's only £5.

    Buy your tickets today! 

    Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    50 min
  • Episode 65 - Miffs Chronicles (Volume 2)

    Miffsfasa!

    It's another installment of 'MIFFS Chronicles' where we discuss those little myths that just don't have the necessary 'star quality' to be given their own private episodes. However, we like them and it would be unfair to not give them some of the limelight. This episode will answer questions like 'Why do Bees sting?', 'Why is there a month called January?', 'How do I escape a Roman virgin-slave camp?' and 'Is tinned spaghetti a breakfast food?'. 

     Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have eaten spaghetti for breakfast.  But that is the only reason. 

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion!

    Matt is doing the Edinburgh Fringe. From 1-25th August he is doing his debut hour called "Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man" and it's a show all about Love and Romance (you know about it all too well). It's at Just The Tonic Meeting room at the Grassmarket Centre at 19.10. Please buy tickets in advance and tell all your friends about it! It's only £5.

    Buy your tickets today! 

    Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    46 min
  • Episode 64 - Asclepius

    Miffsiahs

    This week’s MIFF is the little known tail of Asclepius, the God of Medicine. This myth tells the story of a Demi-God who, unlike his Demi-God cousins, didn’t have super strength or a flying horse. Instead he had childhood trauma and super healing powers. This MIFF is a refreshing story of a man who’s just trying to help out humankind...before the Gods find out about his powers and ruin everything. Also, Matt and Dan discuss Matt’s plans to start a new religion based solely on him as a messiah.

     Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have a . However that is the only exception.

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion!

    Matt is doing the Edinburgh Fringe. From 1-25th August he is doing his debut hour called "Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man" and it's a show all about Love and Romance (you know about it all too well). It's at Just The Tonic Meeting room at the Grassmarket Centre at 19.10. Please buy tickets in advance and tell all your friends about it! It's only £5.

    Buy your tickets today! 

    Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    45 min
  • Episode 63 - The Odyssey (Part 12): The Showdown

    MIFFSTERS!

    EVERYONE STAY CALM!!! It’s happening. The moment we’ve all be waiting for (well, since he returned home). Odysseus and his handful of undercover allies are going to execute their master plan – Execute the Suitors. Prepare yourself and then enjoy, as things in Ithaca go down ‘Battle of the Lapiths’ style! Also Matt shares a story about his brother (sorry Alex) and Dan reads a dictionary (possibly for the first time). 

    Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have a Quadraphonic Clitoris. Yup. However that is the only exception.

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion!

    Matt is doing the Edinburgh Fringe. From 1-25th August he is doing his debut hour called "Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man" and it's a show all about Love and Romance (you know about it all too well). It's at Just The Tonic Meeting room at the Grassmarket Centre at 19.10. Please buy tickets in advance and tell all your friends about it! It's only £5.

    Buy your tickets today! 

    Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    49 min
  • Episode 62 - The Odyssey (Part 11): The Test Of The Bow

     

    I believe, in Miffster Grieves

    This episode sees the suitors take part in Penelope’s challenge; firing an arrow through 12 axe heads in a row. Anyone who succeeds gets her hand in marriage. This is great news for Odysseus because he can use this as the perfect place to carry out his master plan. Mainly due to the fact that the suitors don’t have any hand-eye coordination so there’s plenty of time to get everything set up. The boys also discuss Dan’s recent trip to Krakow and Matt's new radio show.

    Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have spent your Easter weekend getting trying to string up an old bow and getting beaten by a homeless man. However that is the only exception.

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion! Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    49 min
  • Episode 61 - The Odyssey (Part 10): The Final Plan

    The Show MIFFS go on!

    Odysseus continues to stay in his palace unnoticed. But for how long? When more and more people start questioning who the ‘beggar’ is things really heat up for Odysseus and his mates. Will he be found out? Or will he continue to blag his way through yet another day? Also, Matt and Dan discuss Queen. They get also get so distracted that they make an error...can you spot it?

     

    Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have read the wrong part of the story because you were thinking of Queen Lyrics.

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion! Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    46 min
  • Episode 60 - The Odyssey (Part 9): The Palace

    Pick 'n' Miffs!

    Tension is high as Odysseus and his fellow comrades attempt to overthrow the suitors and take back the Palace. Plans are in action and stuff is about to kick off...also Matt and Dan discuss music and quiz shows, plus there some ancient prophecies that come to light! 

    Hey you! Yes you. Why don't you follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at [email protected] and we love hearing your correspondence! Why don't you send us an email? Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have correctly predict all the things that Matt & Dan do in this episode.

    Also you can now join our new group collective! Join the Miffs Podcast -The Miffsfits' page facebook group. Either click on the link OR search for it on Facebook. If you're feeling brave - post something on there and start a discussion! Why don't you also check out Matt's stand-up gig listings on his website:

    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/upcoming-gigs-1/
    http://www.matthosscomedy.com/viva-las-vegans/

    Do you like what we do? Want to help contribute to us? Please donate to our podcast. This helps pay for stuff like trains, smelly National Express coaches and to pay for hosting the podcast. Donate how ever much you would like. If you wanted to do a one-off payment- please use Matt's Ko-fi account (let us know it is for Miffs or else Matt will keep the money for himself, even though he does all the hard-work). DONATE HERE!

    If you wanted to sustain the podcast over a duration, we can take regular payments from Patreon (like a dollar a week). The more you give the more we are able to give to the podcast. We do this podcast because we love it, so if you can't pay, don't worry. Just give us a rating and share with a friend. But if you can afford to give us some pocket money, we'd be eternally grateful. PLUS there will be some bonus content for Patreon donators (some of the best stuff). DONATE TO OUR PATREON HERE.  

    See you next week Miffsters and Miffsfits

    53 min

About Miffs

From the publisher's feed

Miffs is a weekly podcast which comically retells and then ranks ancient myths. Hosted by Matt Hoss and Dan Rhodes (@MattHossComedy & @DJRhodes23).