Real life is just a big ol' jar of suck butter, so what if you could live in any fictional world? Would it be amazing? Would it be a never-ending nightmare? This week on Mike And Kenny Learn To Talk, we discuss numerous fictional worlds in order to find the ideal one to live in.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... or at least the most dramatic. This week on Mike And Kenny Learn To Talk, we discuss our high school days and all the moronic drama that cropped up due to raging hormones and extreme social unawareness.

This episode we discuss dreams, nightmares, lucid dreaming, and sleep paralysis. Some strange stuff goes on in your head when you're sleeping and Mike and Kenny are going to figure out how it works! Or at the very least, tell some freaky stories about dreams. Probably just that actually.

Thou who art a listener, art chosen... In thine exodus from the talk radio, maketh pilgrimage to the land of crappy podcasts... When thou listen to Mike And Kenny Learn To Talk, the fate of the listener thou shalt know...

On this episode of Mike And Kenny Learn To Talk, we discuss the end of the world and how we would survive multiple apocalyptic scenarios. War? Pfft. Nuclear fallout? Whatever. Zombies? Bring it on.

Mike and Kenny start a podcast in hopes of fixing their dumb speaking patterns. In episode #1, Mike and Kenny talk about themselves because let's face it, they're a couple of nobodies.